Coach MacGurk

“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”

Words Matter is a web app that combines smart rhyming dictionaries, song structure tools, and a distraction-free writing interface - everything you need to write your best lyrics

As a songwriter (bass player, shoegaze/post-punk stuff), I always found existing lyric tools were either too simple or overcomplicated.
Words Matter is different:

Smart rhyming dictionary
Song structure templates
Clean writing interface
Beta test subscribepage.io/vgYA5d

Yup, it often feels like betrayal at first, and then it feels cringy to think you thought the first set was gold
#songwriters #lyricsquestion #lyricwriting

After 20 years in manufacturing, I lost my job in September. So I did what any musician would do – spent the last few months building a songwriting tool I actually want to use.
It's called Words Matter, and I'm looking for beta testers

#songwriting #lyricwriting
#musicians #diymusic #musicmaker

Let me tell you a tale of the frog and the scorpion

this is literally never not accurate

The Best Way Over is Around-no vox-v2 #synthpunk #electroclash #electropunk #postdigitalhardcore

The Best Way Over is Around-no vox-v2 by Michael Kemp on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/emCRWNw29vhY...
#synthpunk #electroclash #electropunk #postdigitalhardcore

Arcade Knife Fight-2025 demo Maker of assorted noises. Writer of cryptic musings. Groucho-Marxist

Arcade Knife Fight-2025 demo by Michael Kemp on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/DJ9E3uVaRqQL...

Too Far Gone -2025v4 Maker of assorted noises. Writer of cryptic musings. Groucho-Marxist

Too Far Gone -2025v4 by Michael Kemp on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/53bbo9X2fblz...

Did You Hear thatV4.1 Maker of assorted noises. Writer of cryptic musings. Groucho-Marxist

Did You Hear thatV4.1 by Michael Kemp on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/zaIjAwT37ZVs...
Tweeked it up

Lant Maker of assorted noises. Writer of cryptic musings. Groucho-Marxist

Hear Lant, a playlist on #SoundCloud.
on.soundcloud.com/cBbAaNBTUmfB...

The roughest of rough demos

Too Far Gone-FinDomv3 Maker of assorted noises. Writer of cryptic musings. Groucho-Marxist

Too Far Gone-FinDomv3 by Michael Kemp on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/themichaelke...
Latest version. Feedback welcomed

Too Far Gone-FinDomv1 Maker of assorted noises. Writer of cryptic musings. Groucho-Marxist

Too Far Gone-FinDomv1 by Michael Kemp on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com/themichaelke...

Oh hell to the yes

A real one #fatherhood

YES!!!!

First colonoscopy! It was something. The only way I could score real drugs anymore

There are legitimate issues with the pharmaceutical industry and how it's regulated; the wellness industry is even more predatory, like it's not even close. Woo woo bullshit on par with leeches and humors

Real talk

Unreliable Narrator (lyrics in description) Unreliable Narrator They took the elevator I got the shaft Branded me a traitor Tried to hide behind a laugh unreliable narrator A failed martyr Days get darker Nights get harder Cast out of

Unreliable Narrator (lyrics in description) by Michael Kemp on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/sNUrjcGtX4mp...

Celebrating

I dint know. Maybe there’s going to be a military coup? #options

I’ll be real with y’all. I honestly wish I had been an unhinged lunatic raving about this shithole country sliding into fascism for the last 30 years. I’ve never been so sad for being right

Coward

www.cia.gov/static/5c875...

Y’all said you would’ve killed Hitler and yet

I’m going to need some of you to report for political re-education. Bring your own shovel.

Good times