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Posts by Etienne Telling, Erotica Hooligan
Ugh this is reminding me I need to get my yearly eye check re diabetes
SLOT
Got an email today saying they would be reaching out soon to schedule an interview with me. That they had some delays bc of switching to a new application system. So! Interview slow secured.
-clenches my fist- i will not bow to kink shaming
i caught myself self censoring my own goddamn writing today. etienne PLEASE
I can’t stop laughing
Griffin: I can’t remember the word, you know when divorced parents have a timeshare of the kids?
Me: you mean a CUSTODY AGREEMENT?
So good news, tenancy got renewed, bad news, all my bills went up. Thus, like all poor Londoners who rent, I had to get a side hustle.
Thankfully, I also enjoy reading tarot (and I'm not bad, if I say so myself). If you'd like to get a reading, you can for as low as £5.
ko-fi.com/vivisextion
Me, high, confident: Dionysus would love ageplay
come visit me and be number six
if i had a dollar for every time i sat with a fandom friend in a park in the city and talked about noncon fic i'd have like five dollars which isn't a lot but is still great.
okay i'm going to leave the house early and go get a baozi
none bread in house
i need to eat a little something before i head out for the afternoon but i can't seem to make myself believe any food is real food
a white woman with long slightly wavy ginger hair, brown eyes, and gold oval glasses. She has gold drop earrings and necklaces and is wearing a pink sweater and a white mockneck. She looks vaguely uncomfortable.
this is Mia who only appears on page in video format and is Jonah's twin sister and (somewhat unintentional) antagonist
this never comes up at all but i do love how Jonah is Just Some Guy and his partners all have pretty strong fashion sense and Looks. Jonah looks like he should be holding a can of cheap beer in front of a bonfire in someone's back yard in rural michigan tbh
nine more days before everyone gets to meet Them
Fear is a strange soil. Mainly it grows obedience like corn, which grows in rows and makes weeding easy. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground. - Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
password protected tumblr?
do i want to write daddy or little pov?
a redheaded white person with floofy side bangs and a pony tail. he has glasses on, green eyes, and is wearing a t-shirt with a green and yellow print.
a purple haired woman with curly hair and pale brown eyes. she has a medium brown skin tone
anyway meet fable (he/him) and jacinth (she/her). jacinth is Bigger Than That but i did my best. for my high bidder for FTH, some t4t ageplay.
my kingdom for a good fat dollmaker dressup game
a drawing of a little guy with long eyelashes sitting politely with their hands in their lap, looking at the viewer with a cutesy and expectant smile.
when someone is reading the thing you like and they get to the part before The Part and you're just sitting there waiting for the other shoe to drop like this.
Okay TODAY'S RKB rec is this delicious wartime stucky where oops, super soldier upgrade made Steve lactate 🤭😛🥛
archiveofourown.org/works/81610961
I’m covering my least favorite job to cover for today. Someone erect a bloodstone circle for me.
NOT NOW, XANAX RECALL
Highest of praise
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