Red lipstick, black dresses

What could you possibly see in little ol' three chord me?

I have way too much pride to go for this

Any more than you or I, you or I

One more loss in a losing life

You laughed, enchanted by my intellect

I don't feel the pain

Give me everything you got

Always trying to make new friends

It's beautiful to me

One more loss in a losing life

What really happened?

Numbers are out to get you

Maybe I got too excited, and maybe you freaked out

I thought all of the good ones are gone

That's the way we modern dukes will things

I'd party with my friends

You are my baby tonight, and I'm your daddy

Cheese smells so good

Oh she loves me, she loves me, she loves me not

Duly noted

You've cleaned up, found Jesus, things are good, or so I hear

Woo!

I hate to be the man in your phone

They are wondering

'Cause feeling is pain

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

When I look in the mirror, I can't believe what I see

Yeah, yeah, yeah

They can dream of all night long