He also just happens to have the biggest vampire fangs I've ever seen. Walrus lookin' baby.

I love cuddlers more than anything, but there is so much more of a sense of whatever when you get a scaredy boots to turn into a love sponge.

This guy's name is Garfield and he was hiding behind his litterbox and hissing at me at first.

It only took five minutes before he loved the scritches.

What's a chef's favorite Aerosmith song?

Sweet Emulsion

Nobody wants gerrymandering. People across the board hate it. Nevertheless, how can you expect a party not to fight fire with fire when their opponents are the ones that decided to go all in on it?

There aren't many sentences out there that support eating the rich much more than this one.

It's a tough pill for a lot of people on this app to swallow. I myself hate this fact.

I wonder if we're ever going to know the full extent of insider trading that people in this morons orbit are making millions off of?

It's going to be amphibian city around here. These tadpoles already have their legs.

Red Lobster picked the wrong day to bring back endless shrimp.

Happy 4/20 to those that celebrate. 🥳

"Adolf, did you take out the trash?"

*sigh* "I'll do it later."

Has anyone considered that maybe Hitler just wasn't about that married life?

Pronouncing “Groot” like when people pronounce “root” to rhyme with “foot”

You'd never make it as a trucker, my man. 🙂

We should start strapping cameras to neighborhood cats just so that we have some understanding of how many people they visit. Maybe people could meet other folks through the cats that people share.

"Ya'll met online? Well, I met my husband through Ms. Biscuits."

I've met many a stray, neighborhood and even feral cat, but only Girlie gave me hugs. ❤ #Caturday

Parked for evening storms and It Comes At Night seems like a good watch right about now.

He's a dull boy.

"Okay, folks, it's Saturday and you know what that means; let's scrub him down as quickly as possible. The cameras won't hold his attention long. Every second counts!"

"Oh, God, it stinks!"

"Just shut up and get his crotch, Stephen."

I remember the Biden ones on almost every other pump I saw. I guess libs don't do most of their communicating through stickers.

It's a shame, because it's clearly about as much political discourse as the average American can handle.

Well the three main players are

1) Iran, who rightfully should get some sort of compensation.

2) The U.S.A., and who the fuck knows what Prez Brainrot will want one minute to another.

3) Israel, who have no qualms about breaking any agreement anytime they choose.

What could go wrong?

Saw this today at a truck stop.

People don't really seem to care about that. He did similar stuff during 45, got convicted of multiple felony counts and still got re-elected.

It absolutely needs to be addressed, but it shouldn't be the cornerstone of a campaign. Have that in your back pocket and then run wild once elected.

Gardeners, These Poisonous Plants Are Too Deadly to Keep at Home Plant parents, this list of toxic plants needs to stay on your radar.

It's that time of year again.

Here's a quick reminder that if you plan on doing any weed eating soon, make sure that they aren't poisonous before consuming.

www.goodhousekeeping.com/home/gardeni...

Pedos of a feather and whatnot.

He'll never reach the pedals. What a dork!

Happens to the best of 'em.

No hummingbirds yet, but I'm really pleased with the setup.

When your job title says "I'm going to be attempting negotiations of the utmost importance," but your face says "I'mma fuck this plane."

Fifty cents and about fifteen minutes and now I've got my very The Rule of Jenny Pen replica.

Not. Too. Shabby.