So many of our problems could be fixed by properly funding public education.

Just think about how much cheaper our groceries will be, once we get all that nuclear dust.

Nah, Jessica is awesome.

Russ Vought on inflation: “We went from 9% to 3%.”

Inflation was 3% when Biden left office.

It’s 3.3% today.

Where should we send him next?

Top Democrat on House Judiciary formally asks White House physician to conduct cognitive exam of Trump: “Experts have repeatedly warned that the President has been exhibiting signs consistent with dementia and cognitive decline… increasingly incoherent, volatile, profane, deranged, and threatening.”

Live your life in such a way that the president won’t feel compelled to endorse you.

💯💯💯💯

This is unequivocally necessary.

This pretty much sums it up.

I think sometimes the reason why Trump contradicts himself so much each day is because he forgot what he said yesterday. The other times it’s because he lies so much he can’t keep the lies straight.

If you hate Pope Leo because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

But DJT said something different!!!1one1!

This is the best take I’ve seen on this.

Perfectly stated.

I think about this all the time.

Gonna wait for the legal process, but it’s a terrible look.

If the allegations are true, he’s definitely lost me.

That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

Who the hell would vote for Lindsey Graham?

Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

Nothing says “America first” like building a ballroom with foreign steel.

Not this one.

She’s very serious.

They walk amongst us, and they vote.

It was a corrupt betrayal of the public trust to give Kristi Noem a $70 million luxury jet for personal use, but they are giving it to Melania instead, so it’s fine.

Doesn’t he have, like, a job?

Well, this is going great.

Pete Hegseth: “Nobody makes a better deal than President Trump.”

Really? It seems like a pretty shitty deal to me.

The Vice President is overseas campaigning for a dictator, because I guess there’s nothing going on here that warrants his attention.