He makes the most exciting game seem dull

He’s already sucked the life out of a fab game so don’t throw Owen in the mix 🤣

Listening to Gerrard as a pundit is a slow death

So all forwards need to grow their hair

Aah what a shame for Newcastle 🤣🤣

Don’t want Sunderland winning as puts them Only a point behind us

Happy Birthday 🥂

Merson showing how out of touch he is there hyping John Terry

💙💙

Have a wonderful day Paul. It all looks fab 💙

Smug slip on Sketcher wearing twat

This is so true. He was also very angry that Arsenal never got a pen yesterday. Very angry indeed

Jamie morphing into Harry

Saw them in Liverpool in 2024. He was shit faced and pretty much incoherent for parts of the set

Wow really

So Bernardo Silva has now become Bernardo as in Bruno and Trent FFS

I always think he comes across as loving himself. Like if he was chocolate he’d eat himself

Fingers crossed Paul 💙

Yeah very true

Will fit in well

Who is it? We deffo need a LB

Oh definitely. Like a weight has been lifted 💙

Yeah Forest definitely first choice

Think it will be West Ham going down but would much prefer it to be Forest or Leeds

Gets kids clothes to avoid paying VAT

He did, to add to the stress

I know he’s in his own little time warp

Remember listening in the radio and my nerves were shot

Scott Parker is like a little action man doll

Big Nev against Falco. Won us the league that year 💙