I bought this on a whim and inhaled it in two days.

That’s it. You nailed it.

Brother, it ain’t right.

You heard me. Instead of just letting the Gladiators gladiate, we’re being forced to endure “replay review” to determine if the gladiator maintained control of the whiplash through the process of elimination.

Wish a mothafucka would.

@miketanier.bsky.social Any thoughts on replay review infecting the new American Gladiators?

The book of the dead shows up in Amish country? That’s EVIL DEAD CHURN.

The grey cloud in this joke is that Trump would not hesitate to take your kidney by force in this scenario. He would probably take both his for security.

But you don’t know which names!

These guys always at this movie BS without recognizing that the arrogant blowhards who talk like that always get their asses kicked in the end.

Absolutely this. More websites need single use options. “Do I want you to pay a $7.99 a month subscription? No. Does this article look interesting and would I pay you a $1 to read it? Yes.”

And, hey, if that happens often enough, I will think, “Gee, I use this a lot. Let me get a subscription.”

Fuck im up.

I moved about twenty minutes from one NY suburb with a walkable down my own to a different suburb without one, and the inability to just walk down the block to get a slice of pizza really sucks.

My daughter graduated elementary school last year. She’s probably the bottom end of the curve for the group that’s going to mention Covid in every single valedictorian speech.

There was somebody on the Internet in the 00s (Jay Pinkerton, maybe?) who did funny recaps of books from the back of the bible. They were obscene and hilarious but also still spoke to the philosophical theme of the chapters. Could’ve done a whole book about it.

“I don’t care if you loved the vine. I don’t care if you hated it. It’s not your vine. And if you ever contradict me in front of people again, you won’t be swallowed by the whale, you’ll be bent over a rock while it f**ks you with its giant whale d**k.”

Paul Dini: *crashes through the wall like the kool aid man* I WANNA HELP!

You’ve gotta say the pope doesn’t understand theology.

If you told me Batman Beyond had to fight a guy named Androgenic, I wouldn’t bat an eye.

Obviously all of these guys are nuts, but I appreciate they gave themselves names that actually make them sound like villains in a cyberpunk dystopian future.

I realize this is a joke (and a good one), but when the 98 US Godzilla was killed by jets, somebody said “Americans can’t comprehend something their military can’t kill.”

And then the 2014 US Godzilla came out and some article quoted a US military guy, “here’s how we’d kill Godzilla with bombs.”

What gets me is the glaring insincerity of it. Even if the details aren’t nakedly poached, the poor imitation of a human person oozes from every word.

I’m Sean McDonough and I write gleefully gruesome 80s style horror.

Currently reading Death’s Door by John Wooley and Ron Wolfe, from the legendary Abyss Line.

#horrorwriterschat

Took a drip with my daughter last week. Watched a lot of 7 AM Modern Family.

Yes, correct. Let us discuss nothing gross from the extended universe comics or Batman Beyond.

Solid rankings

“Softer coverage aimed at middle America,” is such an embarrassing way to frame it. “Baby food news that old trumpers can gum down without having to think too much.”

I said this to my mother days ago as part of a general conversation. “I think they wanted an American pope as someone who could communicate naturally with American Catholics as a counter to Trump.”

I share this philosophy, and am proud to be running a pup-approved campaign.

www.votewelch.com

Ok, but this is actually great???