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Posts by Agitator (outside/inside)

I hope I die doing what I love but with my luck I'll probably die doing your mom...

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You can catch fear from all kinds of moral shortcomings.

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To be fair if I were Kash Patel I would also drink an enormous amount

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a group of people standing in the desert with the words blessed are the cheesemakers Alt: Clip from 'Monty Python's Life of Brian' (1979). A spectator in the crowd says: "I think it was Blessed are the cheesemakers".
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Pope Leo: “The multiplication of the loaves and the fish happened while sharing: that is the miracle!  There is bread for everyone if it is given to everyone.  There is bread for everyone if it is taken, not with a hand that snatches away, but with a hand that gives.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

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Sacrifice for what?

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She also won’t apologize for being a muppet or a SpongeBob character

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A short bedtime tale by the 4yo:

"Once upon a time there was a little boy who really wanted a unicorn. But every day, no unicorn came to his house. He would shout, "UNICORN!", but no unicorn came to his house. He wished EXTRA SUPER HARD but still no unicorn came to his house!

Only tigers."

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But really wasn’t the unicorn we all wanted just the tigers we met along the way?

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I was lumping her campaign team in with her which may not be fair.
For the record, I voted for her and if she’s the nominee I’ll pound the pulpit, pavement and anything else for her.

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Nope, it’s both. A BIG BOTH.
Her flaws are numerous.

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The wicked flee when no man pursueth.

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The news is currently so bad the White House is changing the subject TO the president's longtime, well-documented friendship with a child predator, amazing stuff.

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That sounds bad until you realize we also lifted sanctions on their oil.. so it’s worse until you phrase it as “emboldened them to shut down the Strait any time they want more
Money or, ya know, sanctions on their
Nuclear program lifted”

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"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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really like this quote from john bingham the goat on citizenship from 1867

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Undone by Weezer

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grateful to be on my way to sing at Easter Mass at a church that fights for its immigrant parishioners and then to eat way too much ham surrounded by a family who love their lesbian nieces and show up for ICE protests. all of us are firmly Team Leo in the burgeoning Vance-led schism

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But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?

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A woman that was an early settler here offered this quote:

"Texas is heaven for men and dogs, but a hell for women and oxen"

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This ‘freedom isn’t free’ stuff is super easy to spout when you are sitting in a comfy tv studio in manhattan in your pastel spring suit…

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Like the pedo President has a personal police force that he uses to disappear people which have been known to hang around schools and target young children. They even got caught trying to sneak a plane full of kids out the country!

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I here ya!
While mounting a motor at work a beam bent and the gearbox came down on my shoulder. My clavicular hurt for a month.

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Alito is now talking about microwave ovens.

Hopefully later he'll to custome kitchen deliveries.

He's gotta move refridgerators. He's gotta move color tvs.

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Perfect.
I’d invite everyone to read the Emerson essay “The Last Supper” while thinking about Vance, MAGA, and modern evangelicals. It all fits nicely.

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I see an explanation but not any enforcement.
This statement is basically
“He did wrong but promises us it was the first time”
There’s nothing about what the Times will do going forward to ensure it doesn’t happen again.

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90% of parenting is making tiny portions of snacks look big and big portions of vegetables look tiny.

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Unlike God I will actually get you what you ask for.

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Yes but 10 years of that will make you hate everyone in the world but also really funny and personable.

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