Yeah, two of these aren't sitcoms, I misread the prompt, whaddygonnado
Posts by David Cornelius
Not a single wooden shoe in this thing, I call bullshit
Sabotage 1936
Tonight's feature presentation.
The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”
"Do I hear dogs barking on that thing?"
"*I* do."
Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner
Oh WOW
That was my first guess going in, but it's even dumber.
The Astronaut
Today's afternoon matinee.
More than you'll ever possibly need to know about flair bartending (complimentary).
Shaken and Stirred: The Story of Flair Bartending
Tonight's feature presentation.
Worth it just to hear him shit on Chappelle for a few seconds.
Are We Good?
Today's late matinee.
Jorts are fine.
My favorite line from the whole series.
Yup, that's in the pilot. (And then she punches him!)
Moving directly from Schitt's Creek to this is interesting: two stories of the spoiled rich going broke and finding new life in their last, forgotten investment.
Cybil Shepard and Bruce Willis in Moonlighting
The Moonlighting premiere remains one of the best TV movie-slash-pilots to ever air.
(Anyway, I'm rewatching Moonlighting. Again. No flies on me.)
They did a theme song to a *book* years back that was better than most movie songs. The 007 universe is weird.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
The theme song to the new James Bond is out and sakes alive can you hear the David Arnold in it. Solid stuff.
I'm "oooooooh! an NCIS podcast!" years old
"We must stop undocumented immigrants from voting!"
Yes, and we must also stop bears, cheeseburgers, and the ghost of Lou Costello from voting.
Never heard of it. Interesting!
Your cue: random TV scene that you think about a lot. Go!
Drop your crime-fighting Catholics:
JD Vance trying to explain religion to the Pope is like me trying to explain Value City to JD Vance