Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

whenever SNK rears it's head in the discourse it reminds me of how politically disengaged and privileged some of the more outspoken retro gaming personalities can be when all of their talking points boil down to "BuT mUh ChiLdhoOd"

It's not even that they run hot, it's that they have no thermal throttling, so they will just cook themselves to death if you let them.

Ben Stiller is 3 years older than De Niro was in the first film, like what are we even doing here anymore?

Oh, let me guess, Ben Stiller is really nebbish and needs to stick up for himself while Robert de Niro keeps everyone at arms length and has to learn to trust people, is that it? Yeah, that was really hilarious the first time 26 fucking years ago.

A YouTube banner ad for "Focker-In-Law", the fourth film in the Meet the Parents series.

Oh, God, why the fuck are they doing another one? The last one was over 15 years ago and it was terrible enough already.

good news: the port is pretty much done! works on windows and linux, and im sure others will try to port it to other systems too!

bad news: i still wanna go over the code a bit before putting it out on github and it's already 1am, so it's gonna be out tomorrow

oh yeah, btw look what i added!

The reviews for Michael Jackson's biopic are in

Damn, you got Build Engine'd in Half-Life.

Hoi from Moon Child

I just think he has kind eyes

A cross joint burning on the holiest of days. AKA The "burning bush" referenced in the bible.

In my house we kneel for the cross

After all these years, it's Moon Child: aftermath.site/moon-child-tea...

I saw this in IMAX with a buddy from high school and we were the only ones in the theater. Shame for the box office, but it's one of my favorite movie experiences full-stop.

I usually like Neveldine/Taylor, but I don't know what the fuck happened with Gamer.

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

Two photos of a crafted Hoi game character plushie. The second photo features Hoi with a bow.

When my wife and I had just married, she crafted this Hoi plushie for me. 😊💚

As we married uhm… a 'few' years ago, the condition of the plushie has declined, but I thought it's fun to post here.

My wife wants me to emphasize that it was a quick prototype, not a finalized creation. 🙂

- The daily video game history fact -

Ys I: Ancient Ys Vanished (1987) was among the earliest action RPGs to feature a strong, character-driven story.

It had a major influence on later JRPGs, particularly in how they integrated action gameplay with narrative.

Gameplay: youtu.be/yO9wJt-XYu0

Florida college student was arrested for making a Netanyahu joke in a Whatsapp group chat.

So why do we not like Smiling Friends anymore? I'm confused.

Amiga Music - Swiv Intro (HQ+Stereo) YouTube video by redcommando2

I've had the theme to SWIV stuck in my head for like 3 days and it's driving me nuts LMAO

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

made it better

Tomodachi Life Living the Dream George Costanza mii says "I don't want to look old though. More like... I want people to think I work at a bank or something. Y'know?"

this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck

Salute to an all-time tweet

The collective power to be his friend can not be understated.

Saw a deranged take on Pragmata along the lines of “it’s fucked up that Capcom maxes game about a little girl bc pedophiles like those” and I don’t know how you would begin to unpack that. Like that says volumes about you dude

Moon Child from hit game Moon Child in the opening cutscene to Sonic CD

Your hour is near at hand
You've got the power to be his friend