So what exactly do chocolate eggs have to with the Christian belief of the crucifixion and resurrection of their Saviour? Please explain it slowly and simply, as if you are explaining it to a child

Does the White House have no mirrors?

Make sure to bring them inside at night, while ever there is a chance of a frost😀

The faces of incels

Can you see national borders from space? Thought not.

He had a mate 😳🤪

I understand the gentleman concerned has been charged with section 18 wounding, the maximum sentence for which is life imprisonment…….just saying🤞

Google ‘Powers of Community Councils’ , tells you all you need to know😂😂😂

Oh the irony

No🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yes FIFA has always been a byword for integrity and a bastion of competency, it’s virtually incorruptible 😂😂😂😂

Why have you brought this up? Have they not suffered enough?

I can find a few people with visual impairments, wheelchair users and pram pushers who give a shit, but sadly no coppers

Sorry didn’t read the article just reacted without thinking as people do to articles in local newspapers 😂😡

It’s a shame he hasn’t a drive to park on, like that red car behind him

Surely that’s Baroness Owen?

Where they can taught by unvaxxed teachers, have their corridors cleaned by unvaxxed caretakers and have unvaxxed dinner supervisors, you’re definitely onto something 😀

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Where she’s migrant, she’s a problem.

To be fair she would be terrified by a toddler with a balloon on a stick

I was going to mention how about taking viagra together with a the injection, but decided it was a leap too far

Religion is belief without evidence.

Yes, and it wasn’t helped by the right to buy law including a provision that prevented councils from using receipts to build more council houses

If you look at the Met Police’s record their competency speaks for itself 😂😂😂😂

Hardly news🤪

I’ll have you know that the privatisation of water, electric,rail and gas were all hailed as massive successes at the time. However, in retrospect, not so much.

I’m expecting a similar tariff on European golf equipment, including the players🤣😳

Know their history, most of them of them don’t know their shoe size.

As someone who is from the other side of the Atlantic I can’t help but feel that the Florida tourist industry will have fewer visitors from Europe in the future

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