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Posts by Stephen Pattison

The one next door to the church, or the one opposite?

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McKinney looking in form.

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After years of listening to you from abroad, I’m looking forward to being here and actually going time few games.

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Harry Brook’s dropped catch in the T20 WC semi-final.

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That’s genius!

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Do you think they would go the full Big Sam out of desperation?

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Football’s canny today.

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And worship leaders

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That appears to be the plan

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It’s ok, I think the plan is that Miley just plays in all positions. That should work.

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Bit of a wooly story this.

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Lived in London for 10 years. Never got over how people would treat you like an alien species when they found out you’re from the North. ‘You’re a Geordie! Go on say something in Geordie.’

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Damn right!

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O Lord, make haste to help us.

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England definitely keeping in the spirit of the giving season.

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My son, let me clearly explain to you the infallibility of Papal doctrine.

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Extremely accurate summary.

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Nooooooooooooooo

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Asylum is life-saving.

Asylum is life-saving.

Asylum is life-saving.

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Trips man. Was that bag strictly necessary?

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Looks better than most grounds in Denmark

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A great book.

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I couldn’t breath for most of it

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Likewise The Guardian opinion pieces would write themselves.

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I think I could take the pearl clutching from people in Liverpool.

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I’m a big fan of the sell him to Saudi story just because it would be hilarious.

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The current #nufc timeline is just a full-on nostalgia fest. It’s like last season never happened.

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When it happened we thought he could have trod on his stumps because of the TV angle, the way he moved and the pause between the shot and the bails coming off. Unreal dismissal in an unreal match.

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Bloody great idea!

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Southgate in!

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