What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through his tits with a bread knife!

Couldn't find you Partik 😄

Scot hating bastard 🤪

Happy for Wolves fans. They've handled this season admirably.

Thank you for telling me what "men" do.

I'd always wondered.

Smug git 😀

Everyone I know seems to be anti alcohol at the moment.

But who was with you in your hardest moments?

It wasn’t bloody kale or ginger shot was it?

They still have to beat Scotland

It’s really something when the Melania film is so truly awful that they’ve released the Epstein files to distract us all from it…

We couldn't decide whether to have gran buried or cremated, so in the end we just let her live.

FAO Americans.

Fag means cigarette. They don't actually sell gay people in packets

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This was found in his car

Any fan chat yet about hosting an Israeli club yet?

If Villa can't score here, that suggests a very deep issue.

It's important they don't panic but a continuation of the lethargy of previous games won't cut it.

Some goalkeeping that on display

Coming over here, making us bhajis…

To all the patriots!

Villa really soulless at the moment.

Could there be a troubled dressing room?

So what? It's not rocket sci .... OH!

Congratulations to your kid 😄

Our media could learn a thing or two from Scotland!

As someone who came here as an immigrant, I can’t tell you how jarring it is to see this anti immigration narrative flooding our politics every single day, people will say they don’t mean you, it doesn’t matter, it’s disgusting

He may or may not, but the gold digger definitely does.

The biggest obstacle to stupid misogynist men believing a woman can be bought, is the existence of women who can.

From the other place:
This is a genuine worry. Lowering standards - the thing they promised never to do, but shocker, of course they did.

Perhaps it's because a new manager is no big deal at the club due to the frequency?

Is it a verbal agreement or on paper?

Isn't that the Uni that hounded out the woman who said "women have vaginas"?