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Judge: Do you have any evidence of his drunken belligerence?
Defense: Oh my, yes.
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We are in this thing, that game showed we are more than competitive.
A lot of our shots just didn't drop.
No run differential, just vibes.
GOOD JOB BOYS KEEP IT UP.
eh 44 is still outrageous unless its coming overseas
Book people more likely to run a well oiled machine.
One guy waves you through, the other guy opens fire...
Just a mess.
Surely THIS will quiet the criticism!
Another job well done.
Wasn't in Saudi Arabia this year.
NEWEST BENGAL OH SHIT BOYS THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY
#WHODEY
Its been 100% Magafee and Saudi Arabia since I flipped it on, about to flip it back off😭
Night 1 over?
Its a work!
Shoulda got Osama Bin Striker
pope merch
Its rough out here, I'll take what I can get 😤
He might!
If they pay him I'll be fine, if he plays for cheap I'll be pissed. 😭😭
Yeah, it will be annoying.
He's basically done though, I'm already emotionally moving on.
But I hold my grudges 😂
I was like "Statham ok...oh....oh no..."
One reason we need new leadership is if Pelosi, or Chuck, or Hakeem say they like something, or want me to do something, I immediately distrust what ever the fuck that thing is.
