Oh thank goodness ❤️❤️❤️

Ah! Well in that case I hope you were able to get one that meets your needs without having to remortgage

Depends if it’s an advance off peak or not - advance will say something like “valid only with reservation” on the ticket

FOB misheard lyrics are the best misheard lyrics “I’m bleeding man, I’m also evil, also into cats” was the chorus for This Ain’t A Scene for me for YEARS

From penny-licks to Greensleeves: The history of ice cream van jingles It's summer (allegedly), and all around the country, small vans are driving around residential estates playing music out loud -- and people are smiling when they hear it.

It’s summer (allegedly), and all around the country, small vans are driving around residential estates playing music out loud — and people are smiling when they hear it.

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I distinctly remember, in February 2021, feeling a sense of absolute relief that I was no longer being held one inch in front of a blazing fire of NEWS every fucking day and my god having that American boot on the back on my skull again is making me bitter and fatigued

Can I get this silence intravenously please

A chihuahua lies front and centre looking to camera. A blue point ragdoll is in the centre looking off as if to his destiny. On the left he is is flanked by a woman with pink hair and to the right a young girl with tumbling curls

Tried to capture a photo on the cat and the puppy cuddling on my lap and accidentally created a Star Wars poster

Two rectangles, obvs shed

THEY AREN’T THAT MAGIC, KIDDO, YOU GOTTA PREORDER

In fairness, the Easter bunny would lay a trail of quality street from my room down to the front room (where the eggs were) until I was about eight at which point my mother decided - not unreasonably - she’d had enough, and actively discouraged family from purchasing Easter eggs in favour of PJs etc

Noooooooooo!!!!!

Magic is FRAUGHT with stuff like this

Was back late from a work trip on Tuesday so ended up writing a tooth fairy letter in the early hours because I have - foolishly - given her consistent tiny handwriting that I know neither my husband nor sister can replicate. Considering writing in bulk in case one drops out when I’m not around

Maintaining magic for the 7yo is agony. Anxiously sat on the side of my bed wondering if she’s asleep so I can start laying down the eggs that I hope to god aren’t melted from their week long stint in the car boot, which - under a blanket - is the only place I can reliably expect her not to nose

Yes, that’s the second layer of filtration and mustn’t be disturbed

*looks at cooker hood filter* absolutely not

When we first heard about the live action moana my kid went on a solid 15 minute reverie about how she’d depict a live action Tamatoa and MAN she’s going to be FURIOUS at this

Churchill has only been on the fiver for about ten minutes, hasn’t he? I’m sure it was an industrialist or something pre-plastic fivers.

A white long haired chihuahua puppy

(We also had a new addition last week…this is Gimli)

Old belch died in 2014, these two (Makari and Laszlo) moved in last May ❤️ they were 1 on Tuesday and they are WONDERFUL men

Oh, it isn’t cropped weirdly now, as you were

Guys. Guys. I have accidentally captured the perfect cat video. Was trying to record the men being cute by my side in bed just now and, well:

(It’s cropped weirdly, thanks Bluesky)

It literally gave you the option to be roasted for your bad choices or not, you can’t complain when it does EXACTLY AS YOU ASK, god why am I on the side of a BANK?

Lmao

But seriously. We are back! Next week we start shooting #bbcghosts the movie! Huge excitement in the camp, lots of splendid people joining us.

Absolutely fascinating “family voting” rhetoric given the amount of photos (presumably paid for, and obvs illegal) of 2+ reform voting postal ballots with identical X marks that have been appearing on my fb page in the last week or so.

“Yes, yes, my brand new baby is on my chest and I’ve just been patched up after losing two litres of blood, I’m particularly hungry do you have it on wholegrain?”