seen a wifie on facebook commenting on how the sasquatch's where managing to escape the LA fires , i will make a prediction when they tidy up the fire debris they wont find a burned scorched carcase of a big foot lying at the side of the road.

With a matching ego.

thought it was just me that got annoyed about that, we would have got a clout on the lug if we had done that as kids.

Wee either fouks coal.

Get back on it 🍻

While at Balmoral he uses the local Ballater G.P. as the the queen before him did, very nice Doctor. Done it for many years.

He maybe had a doctor with him on that particular day but it's not true that a doctor travels with them all the time.

Thinking of you loon , Christmas is a good time to remember and reflect, everything that we have been through both good and bad make us who we are and we can't change that.

B,O,O,T,S = Beets.

I haven't watched any off them , seen a few clips when flicking through channels could work out the basic script but not enough interest to make me watch one from the start , funnily enough I've seen all the Star trek movies, maybe an age thing I'm 53.

I was 43 when I bought my first season ticket 10 years ago in that 10 years I have missed a handful of home games for 8 years been bus convenor/driver for a supporters club making sure folk out here in the sticks , mostly pensioners can still get to games ,so no one will tell me how to support.

Like a bap.

Just seen Greg Wallace
Run over a puppy with a shopping trolley.

Happy Saint Andrews day , an Israeli that probably had never even heard of Scotland never mind visited.

I like macaroni just can't understand why would you put it in a pie.

I have never had a Doner kebab never mind a Doner pie, mind you I've never had a macaroni pie either.

Oooooh todders is too far ,can't disrespect the old girl , we are going to need her for years to come.

Crimbo and hollibobs must be the marmite of language but I don't have a problem with either.

Must be Crimbo ,just seen the Iron Bru advert on the telly, probably lost a few followers for using the Crimbo word ,that was intentional 🤣🤣

Wife or spoon ? 🤣🤣both are a great achievement 👏👏

I'm mean if you find one you like why would you use any other.

Price of stamps means cards are going to rapidly decline , think we are just going to do a Charity donation instead, mind you i never sent any anyway.

My wife tells me it's not normal to have a favourite spoon ,surely she's wrong.

Inside an aboutouir with Chris Packham?

He always gave me the creeps , thoucht something was wrong with him , no one should be that cheerful all the time.

You will have pooping 💩 on a stick to look forward too, those that ken ,ken 😀

Would love a Dons tattoo but couldn't ever see me taking the time off to do it.

I was 40 when I started going to gigs ,AC/DC was this summer.

The last 5 concerts I attended most recent at 1
1.AC/DC
2.Airbourne
3.Iron Maiden
4.Def Leppard
5.Metalica

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