"It's like the scatman said. 'The things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the Scatman'"
[Desperate person finally comes back in from the skyscraper ledge]
"You're the Scatman?"
"No, that's a part of the quote"
Can't find the source now, but on Twitter someone memorably summed up Mr Beast with "When I look in the eyes of Mr Beast I find myself believing in the concept of a soul, purely from witnessing its absence"
I put my own on there
Screw That Data Center,And Others. Shorter Showers, All While Much Of The Country Is In A Very
Bad Drought, Stupid Waste Of
Resources, FOR RICH INVESTORS........
Doggo loving his li’l bro ❤️
TT: cool_uz777
Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist.
Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :)
news.sky.com/story/human-...
No proof yet, but I truly believe that this is hinting at the truth.
Footage of a horse protecting its owner after a 7.4 magnitude earthquake in Japan 🇯🇵
They paused Oversight Committee hearings the minute we started getting answers about the Epstein files.
Now it’s “roundtables”: no rules, no oaths, no subpoenas.
You do the math. Because the moment accountability shows up, they shut it down. The survivors deserve better.
This is the worst Beige Pants Jumpscare I've seen lately!
White men should be the loudest voices against this shit, because it very much makes y’all seem like some coddled little subpar bitches.
lol
Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—
AOC: Wah wah wah.
We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.
What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.
'Ecco the Dolphin: Complete' has been announced 🐬
It includes:
• All versions of 'Ecco the Dolphin'
• All versions of 'Ecco: The Tides of Time'
• A brand-new Ecco game
Totally off-topic, but did y'all the know the Free State of Florida's citrus industry is basically dead??
This is quite a story:
slate.com/business/202...
Repeated false alarms do eventually lead to habituation and destruction of credibility, where audiences become desensitized and less responsive. Over time, only those driven by motivated reasoning continue to believe the claims. Like a modern day “boy who cried wolf.”
Pretty pathetic
Fallon d'Floor nomination - Daniel Wass Brøndby
This is just exceptional!
Kash Patel was asked about his alleged drinking on the job and his answer only served to raise more questions on the subject, namely is he drunk right now?
Credits: @repjimmygomez
Michael B. Jordan and Austin Butler have officially signed on to star in Joseph Kosinski's 'Miami Vice' movie
• Production starts later this year
• Will be filmed with IMAX cameras
Best ONN in months at least.
also, to end on a lighter note:
Glen Powell is an industry plant.
also:
the NBA has rigged 5 lotteries:
85 (Ewing to NY)
11 (Kyrie to Cavs so Dan Gilbert would shut up about tampering)
12 (AD was part of Tom Benson’s deal to buy NOP)
16 (Simmons to Sixers for firing Hinkie; this was when Dikembe, RIP, tweeted congrats before the lottery happened)
24 (Luka/Flagg)
Drawing of Jay and Silent Bob as Bluntman and Chronic on a whiteboard formerly occupied with deals from 420
All of the 420 deals are gone, so I had to take up the empty space with something...
Why not Bluntman & Chronic
i think the gamecube has the best logo of any console. just look at it. it's a cube that's a G and the negative space in the G is a C
You're looking at velvet malachite, Cu2CO3(OH)2.
A few warnings:
Please resist the urge to touch it to feel how soft it is.
Absolutely /do not/ lick it.
Keep far away from any Supermen.
If a wingéd creature emerges, do not agree to any pacts.
Let's talk about the science here.
Follow @neguse.house.gov to save Democracy and get rid of corruption.
You won't find him at Coachella or the Met Ball with AOC or Bernie Sanders. He's too busy doing the job tax payers pay him to do - clean up Congress!
"This is an important thing to think about."
I believe it would be beneficial to American if we were to take away the lifetime healthcare and pensions for elected representatives and made them find healthcare and benefits just like their constituents
We have created lifetime of benefits for a job that was not meant to be a career
Term limits!
...maybe - just maybe - he's actually the worst president in history
