OwO
1000/10 Infomercial!
I'll take everything in your stock!
:D

Such a horny pup~ ;3

Now be an extra extra very good boy and clean up any and all messes that you make, pup~
:3c

You'll be rewarded with your favourite spot on you to receive a puppy lick and kiss~
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Good boy :3
*lick~*

Awurff~ ૮꒰⸝⸝> <⸝⸝꒱ა

I- Imma go put myself in the bad puppy corner now...
𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯

Hehe~
Wai- master! What's that over there!
:Oc
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6-7~~~ >;3c

I mean~ it wouldn't be the first time that that were to happen, master~
>///<

Mmmmmmppppppphhhhhhh~~~~
Both options are really tempting, master~
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I will say it for this one, tho-
Noice~ ;3c

I am not going to say it-
I am not going to say it-
I am not going to say it-
𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯

Mmmmmmmpppphhhhh...
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I am not going to say it-
I am not going to say it-
I am not going to say it-
𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯

I- I am still so fluffing baffled how this is my most liked post by y'all...
Thank you, everypuppy!
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Good boy~ *pet pet* :3c

pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...

The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

Yes, you do, pup! What a smart pup, for knowing what he deserves, and being so adorably proud of it! Such a very good boy, indeed!
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*gives you all the best pets, ear scritches, cheekbones massages, tummy rubs and scratches, and puppy licks and kisses*

As in, you knowing that you're a good boy who deserves to be praised for it :3c

The bestest good boy!
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Good boy~ :3c
*pet pet*

Yes, you are, pup! Such a good boy, you are! Good boy! Good puppy for knowing his place!
*gives you the best ear scritches, cheekbones massages, and pets*

Good boy~ ;3

Thank you~ ૮꒰⸝⸝> <⸝⸝꒱ა

I wanna try all of these positions
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Mobile Sign-in error showing: "UpstreamFailure" error

Desktop sign-in error showing: "Unable to contact your service. Please check your Internet Connection" error.

I just got kicked out of the app, forced to sign back in, and got prevented by server connections and error codes on both mobile and desktop for 15 minutes.

First comments not showing up, and now this.

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

OWO

Even on desktop, it only shows the most recent comment... wtf???
Is anyone else having this issue???

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Why is bsky telling me I got two nonexistent comments on today's post..?
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Oh! Pubby forgot-

Happy 4/20 Day!!!!
໒꒰ྀི˶˃ᆺ˂˶꒱ྀི১

Horny Pubby~

Null Pubby~

Horny Pubby~ vs Null Pubby~

*gasp*
Who took Pubby's boy bits away?
:Oc

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