Arsenal players celebrate one of their five goals in the first half against West Ham.

7 - West Ham v Arsenal is only the fourth Premier League game to see seven goals in the first half alone, after Blackburn v Leeds in September 1997, Bradford v Derby in April 2000, and Reading v Man Utd in December 2012. Crazy.

Joined the great migration to bluer skies today. Can't quite bring myself to delete 12 years of tweets but I'm sorely tempted