Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

I dipped. I drop photo. I dip again. 🫡

I truly didn’t believe we looked alike because my features are native until I saw a photo of me standing next to one of my white brothers and realized we have the same forehead.

A fun fact, growing up separated from family and having so many siblings spread out all over the US I have found siblings I never met previously out in public and I get updates from people who run into them because we all look like carbon copies of each other.

Cutting my bangs this week

I can confidently say that following me around a venue and telling me how you’re friends with the band is not going to get me to give you my number

Fuck 2024

2024 mirror selfie wrapped but here

I am just a little guy

I can’t keep hair ties because I am constantly having to cut them out of my hair. Rip, you were never coming out alive.

I like being tall

I’m content with my single life

This is why I’m single

I saw some on Etsy

1) I don’t have the repeat myself 3 times bc no one can pronounce my real name
2) Men will think I’m weird and leave me alone
3) If they try to find me online after the show good luck
4) Hopefully will stop following me around venues after I say I’m not interested

I’m going to start telling people my name is John again