Phantom likes the personal touch.. Or personal touching..

Cool.. Once the embers cool, I'll order everything tonight and have it ready.. How did you do it this time? I like to know what I'm getting in to.. Wait a minute, f*ck.. Wrong person, ignore this..

For any sky watchers tonight.. Venus is almost on top of Uranus tonight.

Trickle down policy mate.. T&C 2..it's a process but you'll be better off in the long run..

I said the usual t&c's didn't I. The first T&C in capital letters is the arsonist gets paid.. Of course you're getting paid.. Ffs. It's in the contract.. Jeez.

Just that right level of methane.. I hear you man..

I'm not being greedy, that important to me. The arsonist is getting more expensive though so my costs have to go up to cover him.

I've gotta add the additional 20% in spuds mate, sorry, the war and all that.. Usual t&c's OK?

Someone looking for an estimate?

So anyway.. Hegseth showed us some lovely graphics and showed how the Richy Starry turned back to kharg island.. Absolutely, definitely didn't get through the strait.. So that big oil tanker currently sitting off the coast of Oman.. It's only a coincidence that it is also called the Richy Starry.. 🤔

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He had deep convictions but escaped conviction?

The motherfucker is cooked now.. That's it.. Game over.. He caved on everything. Chicken shit motherfucker.. Cause every shit thing in the world just to prove you have no bollocks.. You shit motherfucker.. You piece of shit cry to your grandma motherfucker.. So we're all fucked for years. You fuck.

I know, but it should be OK now. You've put them in charge of airport security..

Every now and then...

Did that a few years back.. My wife accidentally sold it very shortly after.. Along with the boat.. And the bandsaw...

Always a bonus mate.. Good to see you active on media again.. I know twitter was really f*cking toxic for a while.. But rest assured the f*ck head has rendered shite to beyond useful anymore.. I go back on from time to time almost harking back to the old days... You?

Unsure what's happening.. I'm in Ireland and I'm wearing shorts and a teeshirt.. This is not right... I'm definitely not in Spain.. Wtf? @wulfhelm.bsky.social

I'm good Steve, more importantly how are you..?

Every days a school day.. Learning a bit of kotlin.. One of those foreigner languages..

Important notes. This app is absolutely secure in that all data is stored to your device/devices. There is an export/import function which stores to or imports from your device. No ads so even Google doesn't get your data. Except through maps. It needs your location for that but that's it.

@wulfhelm.bsky.social ..I could do with a bit of promotion.. #wulferhampton could help. I want to see how it acts on other peoples devices..

TrueSquare (Pro) - Apps on Google Play client organizer and productivity tool for work.

Anyway, I wrote an app. A kind of a work diary with an invoice generator for android. I need help to test it. It's free for a couple of months, it's kinda for self employed people. Can you please test it and break it for me? Give me some feedback.. It'd help me a lot. play.google.com/store/apps/d...

We're old enough to know this one in a million shit happens at least once a year.. The world ends as we know it every time..

Top trolling of Trump from Starmer there..

Starmer (pulling the tarp off the carrier)

Trump: we don't need you to join a war that we already won.

Star: sorry, what? Oh the boat, nah mate, that's not for you, that's going up to protect Greenland mate..

Hibernia..

Anyone got a link to that bullshit American hero video from the White House?

Why, oh god why?

Fuck man I haven't seen you in ages, how are you doing mate..

1000 people dead in Iran. In 3 days. I think local perspective might come to the conclusion that the cure is worse than the malady..