hot sauce up the hole so i spit fire. golf ball too cause life is a game, i am Him

so much ass my caboose need a carriage, opps under the juicy dumper palanquin BEAK

call my opps boomer the way they drink from the hose. gobble gobble BEAK

spend loud like a orchestra, fuck louder like a bigger orchestra

dodging reais like bossa nova neo money ain't shit, i dance on business

false ass full of hotdog water i jiggle like a DEMON

money tower money power, you all in this petting zoo and the animals are My Nuts

i got 2 speeds, Big Ass Playboy and Big Money Ass

need that 6-pack hobgoblin protein pussy, whole game on my back like a spider monkey

petitioning the governor of guizho province for more Tummy Time

under my stewardship the empire will shrivel like a worm in the sun

just entered syrian airspace. it won't stop happening

peak efficiency put food in the toilet and skip the middleman

made to sleep in a sack full of custard, born to be awake in a sack full of custard

welcome to Whooters. we're staffed entirely by Pete Townshend with massive cans

if you're child is too small for me to see over the dashboard of my Ford Raptor, THAT'S 👏 ON 👏 YOU 👏. make a bigger child

hit the squock so hard i got that gremular orbosis. got the milk sweat, that slippin cornea. hit that shit so hard my dog levitated two feet off the floor and got a job

best part of not taking your meds for 5 days is being able to cum again. time to hit up the aquarium

saw my reflection in the eye of a sparrow, it was headed west

hey pussy we're gonna go unload our glocks into a rotisserie chicken down the wawa. you want in on this shit?

*six bees in my ass voice*: there's six bees in my ass

eat the rich

kill yourself kill your
self kill yourself kill yourself
kill yourself kill your

huh, very clever
sneaky without the format
slippery mummyn

fresh flesh carpentry
living jigsaw puzzle meat
man missing pieces

UH OH PARTY FOUL
HAIKU WEEK SIN DETECTED
STRAIGHT TO MOON PRISON

used cars, west ennui
vehicular hostages
suck exhaust rich boy

coming to you live
inside your dad i now wait
online parasite

chunky piss is here
now in kidneys everywhere
celebrate your pain

corroborated
ethically studied ham
pork science will reign

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