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A screenshot of my bio here on Bluesk, where I added "Hugo awards nominated illustrator".

A screenshot of my bio here on Bluesk, where I added "Hugo awards nominated illustrator".

Ok, so I guess we can do this now, huh? 🙃😵‍💫

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Once voting opens, everyone who can vote should vote for Seanan for Best Series.

Why?

Well, aside from the fact that it's an awesome series, she will go into her local swamp in her ballgown. I want to see this.

Seanan + ballgown + swamp = happy Seanan.

A vote for Seanan is a vote for swamp fun!

7 hours ago 67 17 4 1
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Read Side Quested :: Chapter 3: 123 | Tapas Community Read Side Quested and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!

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Side Quested is up and Leo is STRESSED.

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🔷 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿?
🔹 Start here: tapas.io/series/SideQuested
🔹 Or here: sidequested.com/page/1/
🔷 𝗘𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀: patreon.com/alepresser
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Every flag should feature a mythical animal. Notice how the roundabouts aren't being painted in Wales? It's because idiots can't draw a dragon.

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two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

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Murderbot's entire existence is basically them wanting nothing more than to be left alone to stream their favourite shows on a loop, but they keep getting dragged into chaos that they had no part in causing

So yeah, the most relatable character in modern fiction

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I’m not sure to make this more clear to everyone.

Bicycles are important to our survival.

Look at the dinosaurs, they didn’t have any and look how they turned out.

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Starting a conspiracy theory that the reason we don't have cover, title, or release date for Craft Wras #4 is because they're splitting the book in two and we will be getting 2 more books instead of 1.

2 days ago 7 2 0 0
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SideQuested: Book 1 Pre-order NOW for your SIGNED and PERSONALIZED copies! Also comes with a FREE bookmark!  The course of true love never did run straight…For fans of The Owl House and Critical Role comes the first volu...

Hey, so, it's still time to preorder your personalized signed copy of Side Quested Book 1!
We'll sign them this sunday, so you have up to... Saturday, I guess? To order yours!

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Starmer can't resign over this. He has to hold on to resign after May 7.

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AW, C'MON, NY!!

4 days ago 16 2 1 1

"Sometimes there’s no good way to do what’s needed, so you do what you can instead. You see your chance and make it good. No one will prompt you to do that. No one will tell you now’s the time."

DEAD COUNTRY

1 week ago 4 2 0 0

This Pope acts like he doesn’t even care about the stock market.

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Side Quested page where the city of Riverfall is introduced. It's a pretty city that looks like Greece (both modern and ancient) at a montain that has a huge waterfall.

Side Quested page where the city of Riverfall is introduced. It's a pretty city that looks like Greece (both modern and ancient) at a montain that has a huge waterfall.

Side Quested page where Chloé shows up and breaks the table where Charlie and the cute weaver have been talking.

Side Quested page where Chloé shows up and breaks the table where Charlie and the cute weaver have been talking.

Side Quested page where Chloe is about to tell a long flashback story, but Chrlie literally cruples the panel and says "nope".

Side Quested page where Chloe is about to tell a long flashback story, but Chrlie literally cruples the panel and says "nope".

Side Quested page where Charlie leashes out on her birth parents.

Side Quested page where Charlie leashes out on her birth parents.

Awright, hello, #portfolioday !

I'm Alexandra, a brazillian comics artist living in Portugal, and I'm not looking for work, but if you're looking for comics to read, I've got it!

And it's free to read! (but you can buy the book if you like it)

💙 sidequested.com

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Screenshot of a WhatsApp chat, with a white text bubble reading "I thought Dead Hand Rule was the last one but it just ended!!!!"

Screenshot of a WhatsApp chat, with a white text bubble reading "I thought Dead Hand Rule was the last one but it just ended!!!!"

Regular reminder that Craft Wars is now a quartet and we are awaiting the final book!

(I desperately need a title, cover, and release date ASAP @maxgladstone.bsky.social @torbooks.bsky.social)

(Also yes my WhatsApp background is the Dead Country cover)

1 week ago 7 2 0 0
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So the US navy are going to fire on Chinese tankers? Right.

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Few people have been proven wrong in life as much as teachers who said "you're not going to have a calculator in your pocket everywhere you go, you know!"

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They’re literally holding a Strait

1 week ago 568 107 33 15

Private companies that sign contracts to deliver public services and then fail to do so should never be allowed to pay dividends to shareholders. A shareholder is a company owner. A company owner who takes public money, doesn't deliver, but takes profit, should be prosecuted.

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“It started the day I met Tara Abernathy.”

It struck her as she told the story how short it was, how simple. Her childhood wrapped up in a sentence. Edgemont under siege. Learning the Craft from Tara. The Raiders. The skazzerai in the edge storm. The Crack in the World, and the being trapped there.

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the people in the replies who are trying to insist that there is a distinction because sci-fi is REALISTIC and fantasy is NOT have not read enough books from 50 years ago positing what 2020 was going to look like

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In Defence of Dawn — All about the Craft Sequence Before starting this essay, I had a vague sense I need to reconsider Dawn and her role in the story. Through the process of writing it, I have entirely changed my perspective on her. Let me take you on the same journey.

NEW POST: Three books deep into the Craft Wars quartet, it's time to reconsider Dawn.

Turns out I, at least, missed a something pretty damn important...

www.thehiddenschools.com/articles/in-...

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Shingles vaccines make the astronauts’ bodies radiate light. Thank you for asking.

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Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

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If there is a nuclear attack tonight then I have a great post about the FIFA peace prize ready to go.

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"Thank you Houston, instruments went a little funny just now but we're in the green. Please tell President Harris we're on our way home."

2 weeks ago 86 28 1 0
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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
mitsuhachiinthehive
I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have "fairy blood" which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who's unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don't hve extra pointy ears and elves don't have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother's side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.
Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

sindar-princeling Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do mitsuhachiinthehive I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have "fairy blood" which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who's unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don't hve extra pointy ears and elves don't have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother's side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents. Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

So my more Tolkien-minded friends how do we feel about this theory? Because I mean it makes a lot of sense…

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this is similar to my belief that all drugs should be legal, but only purchasable in plain white packaging from a government store staffed by middle-aged nurses hired for their ability to look disappointed in you.

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Tara had met the King in Red one time, and he must have liked the Wars, because he’d been very very good at them. What would it make you, to grow used to handling such power? To see a battlefield and think of it not as a horror but a puzzle, a knot of bodies you might untie, or simply cut?

DC

2 weeks ago 6 1 0 1
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Artemis Il astronaut finds
two Outlook instances
running on computers,
calls on Houston to fix
Microsoft anomaly -
puzzled caller describes
'two Outlooks. and neither
one of those are working
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By Mark Tyson published 14 hours ago

Software > Applications > Microsoft Office Artemis Il astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, calls on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly - puzzled caller describes 'two Outlooks. and neither one of those are working News By Mark Tyson published 14 hours ago

The old Microsoft paperclip 'clippy', saying

It looks like you re
、
tryingto land
on the moon
Would you like some
help with that?

The old Microsoft paperclip 'clippy', saying It looks like you re 、 tryingto land on the moon Would you like some help with that?

Should have seen this coming

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