I honestly think the most beautiful word invented in the modern era is "Hamburglar"

Logic. Baby. Ugly.

I think he meant between the two teams playing.

You don't love a song if you only know the chorus

still from a video of a small neurotic dog that's very blurry because she's bouncing around anxiously

this is what having anxiety feels like

Van Wilder is one of the greatest works in the canon of absurdist philosophy.

What if Little Red Riding Hood's grandma was just really into vore?

If Chappell Roan was a real one she would cover I2I.

NIN's quiet version of Hurt is the best version.

I think I forgot what it felt like to be excited to wake up, this happiness shit is amazing.

Is Wristcutters an isekai?

I do not have a single braincell that thinks Super Metroid hate is anything but contrarianism

I actually think Warrior might just be the best sports movie.

Nothing like pulling e-puss on Dale & Dawson.

We're all just ducks in a pond. #iykyk

Where are all the hot leftist women?

PM lost to an Ult player lol

Wanted to jump on the #promosky bandwagon

- Pee-Wee Herman Outtakes
- Pictures of Yellow Snow
- Hacked Facebook Accounts
- Costco Hotdogs
- Pictures of Pokey
- Sustenance
- Halo 3 Ghost Kill Clips
- Major Major Major
- Super Monkey Ball 2
- Orphans
- Broken Turnstiles
- Top Gear Fanfiction

when i was a few minutes younger i thought it was 9:33 a.m. eastern time. and maybe at one point, that was the case. but part of growing older is finding enough humility to let go of some of the things you once held as true

The idea of Hegel but with Nen is so stupid in the funniest way possible.

Detroit being a great sports town again after more than a decade is amazing.

The amount of people I had to send to the secret leftist gulag for saying Merry Christmas to me this year was ridiculous.

A perfect Christmas would involve the Tigers signing Bregman and Kim. Please Santa Harris!

Nardwar interviewing Light Yagami:

"Apples...apples...apples are Ryuk's favorite food."

"How...do you know that?!?"

"You're Light Yagami, we have to know!"

Can the #DetroitTigers please sign somebody.