Ha like I could afford tickets to bang on the glass

100% of it

Probably. Most things are my fault.

I can relate to this shark more than I'd like to.

Opened the app for the first time in months and that was the first thing I saw. Got a kick out of it and figured I'd see how active it is here now.

Just playing around. Don't take it seriously.

I blame @oilersnerdalert.bsky.social

I come back here for one minute and someone steals my fucking bit!!!

Congrats buddy!

Not until the horse is a fine paste.

I often wonder what he would look like beside Connor McDavid for no specific Broberg, er, reason.

A laptop would also be useful.

I want a large button.

This is my wife and I looking at what we made for Thanksgiving last year lol

Pickled carrots (especially if they're a bit spicy) are awesome.

I'm now deeply intrigued by carrot hummus.

No seasoning?

I'm not sure how to handle this. They hired someone smart and he hired someone else smart???

THE OILERS DID A SMART

I best get after it then.

What happens if I hash tag #FireKenHolland

Happy Birthday!

“The Lottery” except once a year a billionaire is sacrificed and their wealth redistributed so that the rest might thrive.

I only like 30 when I'm on vacation and can have a cold bevvy at all times.

You're too low on Bouchard! (I haven't read it yet)

I think it's a massive win.

(I also don't think losing Jade is a loss)

Wait fall just started

Love it!

Depending what way she wants to lay I recommend shoving a pillow under your arm when you're sitting with her to save your back.

1 and 3 are both sick right now and there's nothing to enjoy about it... but I don't wanna scare Corey lol.