The worst I could come up with is that hippos and orcas are both murderous rampaging assholes. I’m not cut out for this apparently

This is sadly the only viable career path for academics atm

Congratulations on the profitable grift, dont forget your friends and colleagues on the way to Silicon Valley! lol

How many times are we gonna see this same exact situation play out?

brb gonna formulate a ridiculous take to out myself as a bozo so that I can crash out on Bluesky and then get an article published in any number of newspapers and magazines

Idk if it was rigged because they did have the best odds, but there was no way in hell LeBron was going anywhere but Cleveland in 03

Everyone remembers their first time learning about the human pet guy

Will Ferrell as elf saying I like social studies. Social studies is my favorite

George Washington crossing the Delaware saying to his crew. Whoever is humming the Jaws theme is going to get slapped

A cartoon making fun of historians being unwilling to recognize same-sex relationships

How does the British museum have so many incredible artifacts compared to other museums? the secret ingredient is crime.

The History Club students decorated their office door and I have to say their meme game is pretty strong. #HistorySky #AcademicSky

You can’t be wanting all that smoke and then brick both your free throws when up 1 with 5.6 seconds left

For someone who tried very hard to play the villain at Madison Square Garden CJ McCollum did not play well in the 4th

the penne opticon

I bet the salary is much lower

this is why Dems need to go as hard as possible on reforms and actually fixing things rather than kick the can, because "people will remember how bad things were and not put these folks back in charge" is a demonstrably false statement

He looks hungover in this picture

They usually hide that sort of overt racism in a blog post

I’ve mentioned before how when these guys use the fraudulent national IQ data it suggests they believe the average person from several African nations has a severe intellectual disability but I still didn’t expect them to just say that on tv

the two positions i hold simultaneously based on my mood

optimist: things can't continue in politics like this

doomer: things can't continue in politics like this

What about??!!

personally I agree that we should indeed reject the hollow pluralism of pretending that we shouldn't judge Klan, Nazi, and sparkling eugenicist subcultures according to what they have historically produced, and would enthusiastically endorse rejecting inclusion of them in public life

An attorney who represents several students who are arrested during pro-Palestinian protest at the University of Michigan, and who was later detained at Detroit airport because he represented said students has been nominated by the Democratic Party to run for Regent at the University of Michigan.

So orcas have been doing this for a while then

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

So no more Caris or Javonte for this series. If Daniss is gonna play like that, Huerter needs to take some of his minutes. And if Duren is gonna be a no-show, you need more beef stew and probably some Bball Paul

thank you, wife

I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

They’re playing like it’s a regular season game

Pistons ain’t winning this one

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

To all the people trying to show starshine the truth

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