Hah I think he gets, the point!

It's the primary melon in every fruit.bowl or melon bowl claira! I'd kill a man for a ripe cantaloupe

Honey dew melon is so mid and it's in everything as the primary melon

The way i thought this was a real headline until i noticed the logo Jesus

I've heard nothing but good things. I look forward to your reactions!

Me: do not darken my doorstep again with your frivolity and jovial ways!

Me five minutes later: why is no one darkening my doorstep with their frivolity or jovial ways?

The ADHD urge to completely rebrand my social media identity

WHEN WERE ONE OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME ONE PIECE HAS COOL ASS PILOT GUNNER CATS IN PAJAMAS

I believe in getting enough dietary fiber which is why every few days I hork down an entire can of beans, blissfully forgetting that not keeping up a consistent intake of fiber leads to sonically unpleasant consequences.

I love that we live in a reality that John scalzi has to clarify that the banana is not in fact going into the menudo

Uh I started taking trulicity and uh... Huh. Is this how people normally feel all the time? Like is the average person not always hungry and wanting food in the back of their mind clawing at their awareness?

I've been there. I'm rooting for you

It's wild to me just how much better Project Hail Mary is than the Martian. and I LIKE the martian

It has come to my attention that some very troubling allegations have been made against me. It is my intention for this statement to bring some clarity to the situation. My whereabouts from 9:30AM to 9:37AM CET on October 19th, 2025 are perfectly accounted for. I was with my friend Lune at the Musée de la Révolution française in Vizille, Southern France. It is a 3-hour train ride away from Paris, which is in Northern France. It is not physically possible for me to have crossed the country and back within the span of minutes. I would provide time-stamped photographic evidence of this, but I was so overcome with emotion that I neglected to take any. Sometimes what matters most in life is living in the moment. Some have pointed out that my bookcase in my previous Reel looks different from my usual bookcase. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this that I am declining to reveal for privacy reasons. I am not in hiding. I am not in possession of priceless jewels I am now struggling to think of how to sell without alerting French authorities. My actions online are not an attempt to distract from any crimes. My personal animosity for Mr. Napoleon Bonaparte aside, I would never think to partake in any act of blatant, brilliantly planned and expertly executed theft of his family jewels. I would not know what to do with them. I would be hoping someone in the comments would tell me what to do with them. But I am not asking that because I do not have them. - XJZ 💔

A statement. Please read.

Given housing costs I think a haunted mansion might be worth it

Watching friend start Silksong for the first time is a weird experience because I wind up waiting with bated breath to see if they hate it as much as I do, or if they enjoy it like the weirdoes I know they are.

Aw heck yeah! I'm glad this was totally benign!

I stumbled in this at the perfect moment

I mean they literally say in the post they realized what the word bank was once they saw the rest of the paper.

That's not a reading comprehension issue it's a contextual issue.

Be the hate you want to see in the world XD

Lemme know if you get your book. I wanna know if I need to side eye Libby

This happened to me a few weeks ago when trying to snag a book at like 3 am I waited until morning and didn't need to verify or anything. My assumption is it's something to do with maintenance

I dislike silksong

cover art for hjulthrum's guide to specialized weaponry with art of a tortle in a desert, with a hardened molten lava spear in front of them, with a red ribbon flowing that is attached to the spear

a table of new dnd weapons with art of a masculine figure with long hair, artisocratic clothing, and a scruffy beard in a blue cloak, wielding a sword in one hand whilst baring his claws in his other hand as well as art of two fully armored knights, one with golden filigree, one plain, back to back, holding their swords outpointed outwards

a page of new pirate dnd weapons alongside art of a crocodile pirate looking mf holding a sword in one hand and pointing a flintlock with the other, strapped with two other flintlocks, with art of a black pirate captain wearing a blue overcoat holdnig a sword in one hand, with the other on her red belt

dnd 2024 new weapons with art of a dwarvish man with a blonde beard in plate armor, holding a hammer in one hand, an axe in the other, with a bow slung across his back wearing a green hood, next to an elephant-person with a massive golden filigreed shield and massive golden filigreed stone hammer, wearing red and gold vestments

ITSSS HEEREEEE!!!
All 63 new #dnd weapons as alternatives to stat stick magic items with 37 new unique weapon properties from across the cultures of Faenera!!

Or!!! ignore all the tables!!! and make your OWN weapons!!!!

#ttrpg

im gunna be real, i've worked on a queer lead and very queer project for ttrpg stuff and it was one of the hardest things i've ever done. I'm proud of it. but i dread the day if ever hits the community at large.

you're the main reason to keep on going

Dipping your toes into the cosmere is a lot like being a detective going insane trying to solve a conspiracy.

But like in a fun way

I was a very happy Patron of Elaine's and only stopped because of my income level. If I had more disposable income I'd still be patron to this day.

Elaine's Patreon is great, btw. If you like their art I highly recommend it.

I'm trying so hard to keep an open mind about #Silksong but I keep running into design decision after design decision that has created an experience that feels like team cherry spent 7 years hand crafting an experience and then gave me a giant middle finger for not being good enough at games