About as visible as the Emperor’s New Clothes

two men sit in front of a sign that says dealbook summit ALT: two men sit in front of a sign that says dealbook summit

Imagine if this guy showed up at your front door and said, “I’m here to collect all of your personal information and while I’m doing that I’m going to clear up some misconceptions about the Nazis.”

Baby elephant holds the caretakers hand while it falls asleep. 😴

Oh yeah, sooo many red flags! 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

This is a fun little Substack post of an authoritarian realizing he has lost control of the narrative and publicly dysregulating

Exactly one year ago today:

Slop

You want inputs? We got ‘em.

You want outputs? Go to hell. Don’t be a cuck.

and enanigan, enanigan, enanigan and so on...

“I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things.

Dance in your kitchen.
Laugh too loud.
Buy the ridiculous thing that brings you joy.

Feed the cat extra treatos

Life doesn’t have to be so serious all the time.”

Donald J. Trump ฿ @realDonaldTrump The U.S.A. will get all Nuclear "Dust," created by our great B2 Bombers - No money will exchange hands in any way, shape, or form. This deal is in no way subject to Lebanon, either, but the USA will, separately, work with Lebanon, and deal with the Hezboolah situation in an appropriate manner. Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are PROHIBITED from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough!!! Thank you! President DJT 135 ReTruths 480 Likes Apr 17, 2026, 4:57 PM

Wonder how Netanyahu feels about being “prohibited” by Trump.

Also: “Hezboolah”.

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states.

DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand.

My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases.

DOJ is now 0-5.

My firm is 5-0.

Lesson: When we fight we win.

😂

The Destroyed Remnants of a Lost World Are Falling to Earth, Scientists Discover A rare class of meteorites called angrites likely come from a strange protoplanet that was catastrophically destroyed in the early solar system, leaving only fragmentary remnants.

A rare class of meteorites called angrites likely come from a strange protoplanet that was catastrophically destroyed in the early solar system, leaving only fragmentary remnants.

picking over the corpse of the economy, what a great look.

Ukraine War, Day 1,514: EU €90 Billion Loan to Kyiv Released by June - EA WorldView EU will begin releasing its €90 billion loan to Ukraine by end of June, after pro-Kremlin Viktor Orbán removed in Sunday's Hungary elections

#UkraineWar, Day 1,514: #EU €90 Billion Loan to #Kyiv Released by June

#Ukraine

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Merkley to Vought: "I think perhaps the reason you didn't want to include deficit numbers is you didn't want to draw attention to the fact we're in a situation where we're not in a major recession, and yet we're continuing to drive this nation deeper and deeper into debt."

Murray: "We should be sending money to our schools, not buying more missiles that Trump can fire on schools in Iran. This budget would rob our families and burden our grandkids with mountains of new debt, and for what? So Trump has more bombs he can threaten to end civilizations with?"

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

At Pentagon worship service today, Pete Hegseth again read a violent prayer to bless the Iran war. But this time his prayer was apparently borrowed from 'Pulp Fiction.' I promise I'm not writing for @theonion.com now:
publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/hegseth-bo...

"The rise of extreme wealth is one of the clearest signs of this imbalance. In 1987, billionaires held wealth equal to 3% of global GDP. Today this tiny elite, just 0.0001% of the world population, owns the equivalent of *16%* of world GDP in wealth."

🙏 Ukrainian soldier calms down a dog that survived shelling

Thank you! 🍪 ☕️

He’s utterly incoherent.

Nuclear. Codes.

malignant narcissist doesn’t even begin to describe what this guy is

The sun is going down...

Last week, I wrote about how Zohran Mamdani is clearly having FUN as mayor—and treating his public service as the gift it is. There’s an important lesson here: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-pure-j...

Too real. 😬

Oh no he did NOT just try to invoke just war theory (JWT) in defense of the President’s outrageous actions. YOU KEEP MY JTW OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! 👋🏻

Casar: "Millions of Americans could be on verge of losing their jobs, but the only AI legislation Republicans are pushing is legislation to prevent any regulation. We should be stopping AI billionaires from putting countless Americans out of work, but Republicans are too busy cashing their checks."