@elliottkalan.bsky.social Who you gunna call?

Nothing says you not allowed to do something more than repeatedly saying “…and I’m allowed to do so” during your speech.

Ralph Wiggam from The Simpsons with the tet "I choose choose choose" repeating.

Ralph Claude Code

There's no way this isn't a promo video made exclusively to elicit rage-bait to spread the Razer brand.
This is Razer's attempt at the Dyson wearable air purifier.

Stupid doesn't sell, but it does promote.

I guarantee #conformity-gate is giving @netflix.com ideas for future projects.
#stranger-things

Screenshot of a slack conversation showing only new “greeting card posts”

When your Slack team learns about the new card feature and decides to exclusively post via cards for the rest of afternoon.

Trying to find "focus music" to work to on YouTube is like sprinting through a minefield of AI-generated music, and it all sounds so banal and identical.

Do you have any recommended videos or channels that exclusively feature "focusing" music made by real people?

#music #work #not-ai #non-ai

When I start Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (extended) tonight at 8:25pm, I'll still fall asleep by 10:55pm. #happynewyear #newyears #lotr

I think “Nano Banana” is giving it a run for its money.

Warm pixels on a Christmas morning.

The character "Gizmo" from the film Gremlins

Are mogwai/gremlins mutants? They reproduce asexually, yet they have differing traits and therefore cannot be a simple clone of the parent. They must be a mutated clone of the parent, no?
#gremlin-thoughts #gremlins #mogwai #christmas

FIFA had a great idea and I’d like to propose we make all future fake awards wearable, so we can watch him wear his corruption on his body. #trump #fifa

Awaiting the nominees for the Netflix/WB Peace Prize.

Thoughts on Flash - Wikipedia

Did you know, in a way, the reason Slack exists today is because of Steve Jobs' thoughts on Flash? #slack #origins

I'm using a library called `JSONbig` and I can't stop reading it as the name of American Pie actor. #node #javascript #typescript #json

Nothing like prepping for a halloween party by clearing the real cobwebs from your walls right before hanging fake cobwebs on those same walls.

I can't be the only person who thinks their computer is lying when it states that I've entered my password incorrectly.

Nothing makes you feel more like a screw up than losing an AirTag.

Have you ever lost an AirTag?

Make America Boring Again

@ronlent.bsky.social Hey Ron. Just finished Eyeland and wanted to say it was great!

Is "Gulf of America" the 2025 version of "Freedom Fries"?

Code written with box characters used on old old software to make fake UIs

You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…

I decided to pull the trigger and squat just in case.

So I can use my personal domain as my Bluesky handle, but then that frees up my standard username on bsky.social. 🤔 Should I squat and redirect?

Definitely worth your time and a small upfront cost.

Ah, good point. I didn’t consider the chaotic element.

Airplane seat reclining should be controlled by the person behind you, forcing you to ask permission to recline your seat.