Look, would I buy Cap'n Cursed cereal? Probably not... but it would be a far greater temptation than the idea of paying for WrestleMania.

It's crazy to me how hard some people are trying to cope about Jade Cargill. She got carried to one good (not great) match and people are acting like she's been slept on for years.

She's no longer the new Goldberg. She's the new Tom Magee. 🤼

Only the real ones know the depths of ridiculousness that Surfer Kenny went to.

And this is why I don't subscribe to any labels... Because my general notion is that modern politics gives zero fucks about the average person.

It doesn't matter if it's conservative or liberal. It doesn't matter if it's in the US, UK, Canada, or wherever else. Politicians don't give a fuck.

Jade Cargill just tried to do a One-Winged Angel and it looked atrocious. Fuck this bitch. Good that Rhea won soon after. She's a much better representative for #WWE, and they need all the positive influences possible

Deadpool, the belt buckle gives it away

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And even better, Lesnar took off his boots. We may have just seen his last match.

No way

Okay, there was definitely something cathartic and massively enjoyable about seeing Oba Femi eat an F5 like it was nothing then powerbomb Lesnar into the dirt.

Good way to start WrestleMania

I could use a nap. So... WrestleMania time 😂

I can't imagine how pissed I'd be if I paid to watch WrestleMania this year, whether via streaming or in person.

This show has not been good. Gunther vs Rollins has been the only serviceable match the entire night.

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Yep.

After seeing this Liv Morgan entrance with her absolutely TERRIBLE song... I really hope Stephanie Vaquer breaks her face.

I have a feeling #WWE is going to have one of their best talents lose though...

Gotta keep Jericho away from the pencils while we're at it!

AKA What Vince calls his "indiscretions" behind closed doors

But they burned the WM logo into the bone!

So... It'll happen again in 2036?

Paige is officially back in #WWE and ... Look, I'm sure some people will say this makes me an asshole, but I honestly don't care.

Saraya deserves all the jokes made about her. Every last one. The ones making them consistently are the same ones watching this product week to week.

Yeah, I'm watching WrestleMania.

Yes, I'm already bored and it's only the first match.

I'll probably fall apart at some point.

And no, I'm not paying for this shit. 😂

At least get some lube first!

Sting always knew.

Darby Allin is the NEW AEW World Champion!

Paddington would make New York a better place.

I'm sad. 😭🤼

That does not count as a kick-out of the One Winged Angel. 🤼‍♂️

I will be sad if MJF retains via shenanigans. Don't do this to us #AEW 🤼

That One-Winged Angel from the 2nd rope looked DEVASTATING. This match has been a masterpiece so far. 🤼

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All of WrestleSky clamoring for Kenny to win just put this moment in my head 🤼

That video package was fucking amazing. I'm hoping Omega gets the belt and has another amazing run.... It may be his last. This man has been my favorite since well before #AEW existed and that isn't changing anytime soon. 🤼

It is time to commence the conglomerating! The Dogs lose! The Conglomeration wins! New #AEW Trios Champs! 🤼