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Posts by Benadryl Fitzgerald

NPR lost my playlist again 🤬

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now THIS is who we wanna hear

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Going too long without substantial rain is detrimental to my mental health. After a while the bright, sunny days become irksome.

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Read this while adding “ha” at the end of each line

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WNBA fighting mystery company over Houston Comets trademark Houston’s four-time WNBA champion franchise is poised to return in 2027, but a trademark dispute could decide whether the Comets name survives.

The WNBA’s plan to revive the Houston Comets in 2027 has hit a snag. The league is locked in a trademark dispute with a mysterious company over the Comets name: www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

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Don’t postpone joy

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Why would Republicans make a photoshop of me in a cannabis dress when there are real photos out there from the 420 festival dancing in a cannabis dress? Need I remind you that I'm not your typical grandma. Try again fellas!

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Every octogenarian in office is a failure of the party to cultivate the next three generations of politicians

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Georgia's women's tennis team is the new Waldo and whatnot.

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Lol qwhite indeed

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Also, love Paige, Azzi & Arike but Dallas only won like ~10 games last season...but have more televised games than the reigning WNBA champions and the 4 time M'VP? Cool. Cool.

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This is why I don't watch Fever games. They get enough attention. I rather do literally anything else other than feed into this bullshit.

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I never let anyone forget. Also remember that B.O.B is a flat earther

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Remember when Letitia Wright was going around saying that the COVID vaccine had the devil in it because of the Luciferase ingredient? Funny times in Wakanda.

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Standing on the beach and looking out at the vastness of the beautiful blue ocean; driving through the mountains and seeing the peaks disappear into the clouds. I feel small compared to the expansiveness but also connected to all the other people that have had the same view over the centuries.

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Truly one of one

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Most accurate rankings I've ever seen

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Burglars startled by Michael Myers mannequin in passenger seat shoot at empty truck He had a Michael Meyers mannequin in the passenger seat of his truck to deter car thieves. It worked a little too well, as burglars opened fire on the empty vehicle.

This whole thing was bananas, like movie parody, written by the Wayans family

www.wfmynews2.com/article/news...

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DC statehood yesterday

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Once again Black people. That’s all. #Virginia

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Michael B Jordan all ripped and oily holding a sculpt of his own chest as if he burst out of it and in his left hand and on the left side of his body he has a cool trench coat on but the right side is just bare body with deltoids and pecs and triceps and obliques and forearms and then he has on these green pants made out of Rich Person Material, probably some kind of rare animal leather and the lighting accentuates all the creases pointing to his schmeat oh yeah by the way even his nipple is shiny

Rolling Stone did this

Michael B Jordan all ripped and oily holding a sculpt of his own chest as if he burst out of it and in his left hand and on the left side of his body he has a cool trench coat on but the right side is just bare body with deltoids and pecs and triceps and obliques and forearms and then he has on these green pants made out of Rich Person Material, probably some kind of rare animal leather and the lighting accentuates all the creases pointing to his schmeat oh yeah by the way even his nipple is shiny Rolling Stone did this

Have we discussed this yet?

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i love how income and wealth will not help anyone escape an oversharing mama. tina did not have to tell us what she and matthew were doing down to the nile.

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Decision Desk HQ projects the VA Congressional Redistricting Referendum will Pass.

While No currently has the lead, based on the location and size of the remaining vote, Yes will take the lead as soon as the remaining counties report.

#DecisionMade: 8:25 PM EDT

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just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

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Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

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“UUUUGGGGHHHH”

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Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

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I’m making the most money I’ve ever made IN MY LIFE and it feels like pennies. I’m PISSED

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Are you telling me Tim made this curry?

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Graffiti Bridge is a terrible horrible no good very bad movie.

I say this when many friends and family members in that movie. Don’t watch it. Don’t watch Under the Cherry Moon either.

LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACKS! 💜 GEMS! Uncut jamz!

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