The last time i was at an Aoki show was 1998 and 2003. I'm old. A 10pm open doors is intimidating af haha butt fuck it. You only celebrate 49 once lol

I've had zara larsson on a bunch of edm tracks, but the more i see her speak, the more i read her own voice and opinions, the more i fucking love her.

Errybody needs to learn how to use an electric toothbrush correctly

My dad is a reaganomics republicans (ew ik) but in my last visit i broke down why the racist+classist rhetoric abt welfare is not only gross but $ untrue. You want ppl to check every aid recipient yearly? Let's break down that cost. No surprise, the amount of "fraud" costs 10x less than "prevention"

"The white lady is a cult leader for sure, but the black lady didn't to her job".. you know what? Fuck you and fuck you too.

Any fucking place that calls k hilton "cute" needs to be blatantly wiped out.

The one thing I've learned about the bravorealhousewives subreddit over the last nearly double digit years is that they are racist AF

Over/under that the bachelor production sues hulu for lost revenue and lack of proper disclosure?

Ramona and snookie fwiw lol

There's an unprecedented amount of reality TV arrests this week 🤔 they are much higher promoted on social media than the literal war isreal-us started & the fact airports are about 2b shut down..

I'm gonna crawl back in2 my hole & hope i can still fly next week to see my dad who had a 4x bypass

Fwiw, Taylor is in need on treatment, should be kicked off all of the shows and should have to prove her parental abilities to family services going forward..

But I'm not so secretly giddy at her being the "downfall of the bachelor". Finally the mask of pretense fell.

The ducks are supposed to be more anatomical. But Gemini 🤷🏻‍♀️ If i get to the part of "maybe this is real" I'll have to hire artists and writers for my mockup.

I'm finally documenting the game idea ive had for years. The MOST fun part I've worked on is this bg thing i call "weird duck shit" that happens at 2am at the local park.

I hope the reference is clear lol

The crosswalk signal got hacked in Denver

Charred golden beets, carrot, orange peel, yuzu and white miso

The most amazing thing I've ever drank. Ever. Like, i begged to buy it from #Beckon because i am going to think about this for the rest of my life. I'm not even going to say outloud how expensive it was, but my god it's ambrosia.

The drs and especially nurses in Mission Hospital heart tower are so mf amazing

Well, didn't expect to be flying to Asheville today for my father's quintuple bypass.. but here we are.

If you use #medterra to get cbd shipped to you: Stop 🛑

I got some spam call from them this morning asking about why i didn't check out products i put in my cart yesterday. Also, you CANNOT permanently delete your account. They fake it. You can sign right back in with your saved login.

Plant witch aspirations: How it started (quoted) vs how it's going!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Abolish ICE and fuck fascism too

❤️ happy vday ❤️

I can't even imagine being my own child. I've been the childhood best friend, I've seen the aftermath, but my goodness.. the parent? Unimaginable pain. I wish the best for yt family, but it's going to be years, if not lifetimes, to parse the pain.

Lil john is one of the most enigmatic mfrs around. I feel so much deep sadness for his family. Years ago one of my best friends left this world in a similar way, and all i can imagine is holding their mother when she couldn't stand, and their father grasping on to evrything alive. My deepest sorrows

Of course she does. Honestly tho, i never thought she'd have been (sheesh that sounds judgey, i don't mean it harsh).. this openly maternal when watching RZP.

My mom had pictures of her ass thought the years (not an exaggeration). I'd be less embarrassed by the sistine brothers (sisters)

I appreciate her realism in her world. Rarely do you find that richness and self centered life (i mean her work is her name so no shade) with a perspective. She's lost me at a few points during her deservedly storied career, but i love her again.

Haha elegance is learned.. unless you're Racheal Zoe lol.

I'm not on board with her designer obsession but ofc she is so cool, but i love her dry commentary on ✨fashionsss✨

I want to surprise her with my own purse snacks honestly. I'm celiac so I've always got food tucked away

Imo her house is millennial lateral lol

For me, my only requirement for hws is to not stay the same for forever. It's why i love luanne. That woman has the largest arc haha. So Dorit trying and mostly flailing is wonderful

Oh she does, but that moment.. perfectly placed as the end of the rope exclamation point. Love the drama. Like, she's not scared of trying to create a moment, to her detriment. So i have a soft spot for her as a trash panda, even if i love to be so over her haha

Sorry, not just literal clothes, she's trying out all the personality choices figuring out what fits and i love it.