And one Cheddar is not as fulfilling as the equivalent size of mini Cheddars

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Top notch sexy chat

He seems dead calm. Hopefully he doesn't play you like the piano

That's exactly what I thought. The others appear to be dead soldiers 😞

One messed up person and he is President 😳

What, the hell, is the middle figure supposed to be?

What actually happened . . . . .

I quite like the new recipe. I tend to have mine with yogurt and fruit

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"You're gonna need a bigger pant"

This is also where the phrase "the 7 year itch" comes from. Itch being a Venezuelan word for "fast forward one hour".

In the hope that they get thin enough to squeeze through the bars and escape?

* probably not an actual nurse

It's the same with Astronauts. Strapped to a rocket to be blasted into space and then you just float around. Where is the skill in that? 🤷‍♂️

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Are you sleeping in a cot? I'm 6 foot 1 and my feet don't hang over the bed.

And what is your excuse? 🤔

Every time we think he has reached the bottom, you just know there are new depths he can go.

Like chocolate biscuits

If you're going to confess this type of stuff, I want detail. Pie filling? Type of crust? Where you got it from? Did you eat it afterwards? What about custard? 🙄

"Dear China.

Do you remember when we cleared up the mess that we made? Well, you now owe us bigly.

Trump"

You other brothers can't deny

I dunno. I think shitting yourself in public whilst wearing a white suit is probably more embarrassing.

Can I be deported or encouraged to leave, please?

1 inch is definitely equal to 1 centimetre.

It's a bit like a neighbour but you see them less often and normally there is alcohol involved.

Don't we all have 1 friend whose sole job is to remove that stuff after we die? 🤔

A photo of the BBC News Show showing a photo of Donald Trump with the headline "Iran's Leader Dead"

Now that's a turn up for the books.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was a Fess from Nigel himself.

You have sex in front of an audience?