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Posts by Onion on my Belt

Can Coffey slap him upside the head?
Please?

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Let us count the ways...

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Is that Enya playing in the background?

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It's been awhile since I watched but maybe Locke was part of the group that boards the plane first.
"If you require assistance, please come to the gate for early boarding."

He just wanted to get to his seat first!

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I've muted so many games over the years

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Well, since we're in 'berta, it's likely not powered by solar.

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@mementomorty.bsky.social This made me think of you

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advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

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Sweater vests are more @rexlibris.bsky.social 's thing

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Never!!

I feel extra bad bec it's a vest and apparently it's on display in Scotland.

This is totally your thing!

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@feistywaters.com

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Went on a trip with my university choir to BC.
I made sure to buy bubbles (and got a few others to as well).
Bubbles on the ferry to Vancouver Island was fun.

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@mementomorty.bsky.social

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In that article, why even bother calling it a debate?

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I loved X-Files but hoo-boy, the conspiracy theorists came out in droves, armed with their Time-Life series of books and a forum website address.

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Friend had moved to a new condo.
She didn't cook much, and def not a baker.
Her mom came to visit.
Disaster nearly happened as her mom was about to preheat the oven but smartly checked first.
Good thing she did bec I'm sure the smell of heated Styrofoam isn't great.

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@stevedoddguitar.bsky.social

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This is so infuriating.

I recall seeing a newsclip where the background shot was people lining up at a table signing the petition.
One guy was wearing a Team Canada jersey.
(This was around the time of the Olympics).
And I just thought "Wow, the cognitive dissonance is remarkable."

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Holy wind!
@yegrutabaga.bsky.social

#yegwx

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I think we truly don’t appreciate how much the internet has influenced and given rise to the idea that *everything* is debatable and the ultimate arbiter of truth is determined by who is willing to talk the longest.

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Not a falling piano like so many cartoons of our youth implied was a feasible thing that would happen?

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Drool bubbles!

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I feel like I have Simpsons trivia from the 90s in my head.
But you're right in that I'd likely be going against many Comic Book Guys at a Simpsons trivia night. Maybe an occasional Martin.

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2nd season is less the adrenaline high of season 1.
But more of a mental health toll.
Insidious.
Good on you for the break.

As an aside, you know how they showed childbirth in season 1 from that angle?
Season 2 shows reducing a coccyx fracture. That was something.

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I love my HR pouch!!

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@cridge17.bsky.social

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Schrodinger’s Strait of Hormuz

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I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

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I had the day off and I had a nap.

Haha

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I was just talking about this a few weeks ago.

I'm convinced that my bladder is trained for commercial breaks.

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