“Is this the Democrats’ Tea Party moment?” No, the Tea Party was an astroturf campaign bankrolled by the Koch brothers, you’re thinking of something else I guess

Are you an espresso tonic guy at all?

“‘Salsa macha’… What’s that?”
“Uhhh… it’s kind of a Mexican Lao Gan Ma.”

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

A screenshot showing a 3D-animated scene. Blocky spaceships hang in the air. Tall machines stand on spindly, spider-like legs. Dust swirls around them from their impacting the barren ground. The lower part of each machine is covered in robot spiders with glowing red eyes, some of which have come down from the machines and are now scurrying across the ground.

“average wish requires 3 spiders to grant" factoid actualy just statistical error. average wish requires 0 spiders to grant. the mechanical life form Zorah, who lived in a wasteland until their wish was maliciously granted with 2 million robot spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Today I have seen

a Subaru Crosstrek with a Brazzers license plate frame that appeared to have a child in the back seat

a Chevy Volt with an NRA sticker on it

Is the median voter convention in town this weekend or something

NYT Connections is, ironically, unable to connect

A screenshot of a New York Times push notification with the title “Chicago’s ‘Obamalisk’”

I know that the words they’re combining here are Obama and obelisk, but I read it at first as Obama and basilisk, and now I cannot rid myself of the image of a giant snake slithering around the hidden passages of Hogwarts saying “uhhh let me be clear”

A subtitled screenshot of the movie Joker in which Joaquin Phoenix’s character says “I’m going to become the Joker”. It has been obviously modified to instead read I’m going to become the Prongler”

You can pick a potato at the grocery store, hold it in your hand, and see it with your own eyes, and in buying it you still would not be quite as certain what you’re getting yourself into as you are starting a show called KPop Demon Hunters

I love the title KPop Demon Hunters because it sounds like a show-within-a-show on a kids’ cartoon, something written so that if two friends are talking about it you understand it immediately and completely without either of them having to describe it

It sounds amazing, I’m excited to try it

sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country

[league of legends announcer voice] cooking spray

getting to use an interoffice pneumatic tube system would fix me

😏 Yeah, I’m LGBT:

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the arrested development "couples therapy" meme - the first box says A LOT OF PEOPLE TRY TO KEEP THEMSELVES SAFE FROM FASCISM BY SELLING OUT THE MARGINALIZED WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE? NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT... BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US

A screenshot of an online menu. It reads: Dongting Noodles S4 House Special Beef Noodle Soup 招牌牛肉 Spicy Or Not(Required) No Spicy Please I Dont Eat Spicy At All It Literally Kills Me 不可以辣的噢 Spicy Oh Yeah I Always Hear People Say No Spicy No Exciting 辣起来欧耶了 Cilantros Or Not(Required) Yes Cilantros You Ve No Idea How Much I Love It I Put Cilantros In Everything | Eat And Drink And I Just Had My Coffee With Cilantro This Morning 我要香菜 No Cilantros At All Piz It Tastes Exactly Like A Freaking Soap Bar And I Would Rather Swallow A Bottle Of Shampoo Instead 我不要香菜

It is a beautiful thing to be understood

Thunderbolts* is the best Marvel movie I’ve seen in a long time. Full of beautifully choreographed fights, unlikely surprises, and supernatural feats, and yet by far the most unbelievable thing is someone being allowed to speak about whatever she wants for a full minute at a congressional hearing

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MARRIOTT GUEST: Why did we have to stay at a Marriott? This place is so… soulless!
MARRIOTT GHOST: Well, it didn’t COME with a soul, if that’s what you mean

A screenshot from Car & Driver. The title reads “2025 Genesis GV80 Coupe”. The photo shows a 4-door crossover SUV driving down a city highway. The MSRP is $81,400-$87,200.

What are we even doing here

What the hell does the word coupe even mean at this point

I WILL NOT GET IN THE TRUCK

A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years

a screenshot of Gmail showing the subject line "Please give me a chance to explain" and the sender "Mozilla"

not a web browser hitting me with the Democrat beg 😮‍💨

Is this what it's like for the people who care about birds or plants to watch movies and TV???

The location doubling for this show has pissed me off every season. The first season has a shot of the tallest building in Calgary and calls it DULUTH.

Are they bad at this, or is this the standard, and it's just unlucky that they mess up the things that I fixate on?

Fargo Season 5, set in 2019, takes place in an alternate universe where Bismarck, ND, constructed an elevated rail system. THANKS OBAMA

It is, but “nothing in particular is wrong” is such a distant thought as to be jarring to read

I really need to change my cover photo