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Posts by Brian Schaffnit

So to answer my own question here, the referee applied the rule correctly as it is written so props to him for that, but this is a weird rule that needs to be looked at in the offseason. Maybe restrict it to major penalties only so that really bad shit isn’t let go.

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That would have been the first penalty shot OT goal in NHL history, by the way.

Shooters are 0-for-5 all-time.

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And I thought the outdoor game OT I went to was the weirdest shit I’d see all year lol. Absolutely no idea how you can award that penalty shot if the rest of the play was blown dead due to offside but puck don’t lie.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA

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Our beautiful senior cat Stella taking a well deserved nap after a long day of begging

Our beautiful senior cat Stella taking a well deserved nap after a long day of begging

A phenomenal 1st period of hockey in Dallas isn’t enough to motivate the Stellanator, who is worn out after begging for people food. I feel ya ol’ girl.

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JAC BOMB

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Playoff hockey with the parentals after a long but good Monday on the road for work. Can’t wait for some great puck tonight.

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Oh shit nice, gonna do just that when I get back tomorrow. Good lookin out.

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1000% lol, I’m a sucker for that color anyway and those unis are some of my faves in that style. They’ve got home, road and alternate on offer so you will be flush for choice.

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They are far too gorgeous not to wear; and it will honor Mikael Garcia, who’s absolutely raked for me at 3rd all year lol. Your services will be needed tomorrow night as I get to pick 3 uniforms from the Royals’ entire history in KC on top of the City Connect, and I want to properly represent lol.

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Didn’t think anything would beat the Rockies City Connect but this swag does, and you take it to a whole other level, such a great look. I’m switching to them the second I get them in MLB The Show 26 lol.

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My parents got to experience this for the first time over the weekend and I am both glad and jealous lol. I brought over the Blu Ray box set and after we rewatched the OG finale for a refresher, we went straight into The Return and they fucking loved it even more than the first run.

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Not one but TWO meetings that should’ve been an email on this fine Monday afternoon, what a start to the week down here lol. Fuck.

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A sleepy and very unenthusiastic Winnie the Pooh sitting in bed, with the caption “Let’s get this bread I guess”

A sleepy and very unenthusiastic Winnie the Pooh sitting in bed, with the caption “Let’s get this bread I guess”

This is the usual Monday mood, but even more so today on a dreary morning here. At least my annoyingly morning person coworker didn’t ask me a bunch of shit as soon as I walked in this time, so we’re talking the dubs where we can lol. Try and have a great Monday peeps!!!

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Parents are super excited about what might well be the most drama filled and tense HOA meeting they’ve ever attended tomorrow. Currently teaching them the importance of filming in landscape on their phones, and to yell “WORLD STAR!!!” should any fist fights occur.

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If the “personal crisis” was that important to him, he could’ve done what several athletes did that year and get to China a few weeks early and quarantine in lieu of getting the vaccine. That would require sacrifice though, something this cunt clearly isn’t interested in.

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Night two of complete social battery recharge is underway, and we’ve got several bad decisions on tap. We’re kicking things off with some Resident Evil Requiem, and I’ll be hanging out with all of you beautiful people the whole time.

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Nothing more peaceful than being up and vibing when most of the country is asleep. I never feel more alive than I do late nights.

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Phone fucking autocorrected to Chariot instead of Chairot but fuck it, it stays.

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NHL player WAR chart, sorted by worst. Ben Chairot is a very bad hockey player.

NHL player WAR chart, sorted by worst. Ben Chairot is a very bad hockey player.

Congratulations to Ben Chariot for finishing with the lowest WAR yet again for the 2nd year in a row, though he did manage to do slightly better than a top 10 all time low WAR total like last year! My coworker is a Red Wings fan and I give him shit for that contract once a month at least lol.

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A Pennywise mug my Dad’s paralegal got me years ago

A Pennywise mug my Dad’s paralegal got me years ago

Happy playoff eve everyone, and I celebrate as I always do by drinking from Pennywise. You’ll float too!!!

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If I ever truly make it in this life and I get an office with a bathroom in it, that shit will be darker than the bunker that Aaron Rodgers’ crazy ass spent a few days in before making the crippling career choice of signing with the Jets.

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One of the best features about where I live is a pitch black closet with no windows that’s just big enough to sit in when I am completely overwhelmed, and I can’t wait to do that later. The only light is the dim of my phone or Switch, should I choose either.

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I'll never forget the people we were watching with's faces who put together that Jaime and Cersei were brother and sister just fucking each others' brains out at the end of the pilot, it was priceless lol. Some amazing highs and equally low lows.

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Absofuckinglutely lol. That's very much the director's MO, and while I respect and appreciate him taking some huge swings in his movies instead of being derivative, it has the potential to blow up in his face spectacularly. Unless you're The Exorcist, that shit gonna blow up in your face lol.

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I am kind of on the fence about this one myself, got a couple other horror junkies I know going tomorrow night so I'm gonna let them be the test subjects this time lol. Early reactions from the previews tonight are pretty mixed, to be kind.

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Going to take credit for BlueSky being fixed just as I end my disconnect from the world today lol. A desperately needed day of prioritizing myself, which I’m not always very good at tbh, is in the books and we’re going to have an even better night.

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Me when I load up BlueSky for the first time all day and see posts about the outage and service issues.

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Annnndddd the Reddit thread I found this in has just opened my eyes to the apparently massive and growing world of NHL hockey player shipping / erotica? Ignorance was bliss lol.

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