In real life, they'd have to close Rainbow Road. Until they installed suicide prevention barriers

@australianlabor.bsky.social too gutless to hold providers accountable, too gutless to tax gas, just brave enough to pit the elderly against the disabled. #auspol

Sadly anything The Onion brings to the table. Will never be as unintentionally funny as actual Alex Jones content.

INFOWARS @infowars Lies! Lies! Lies! The Epic Lies And False Reality That The Onion Lives In!

"The Onion lives in a false reality"

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Merry X-Mas (Infowars is over)

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Infowars logo but gay frogged

God bless

A live Knowledge Fight episode from the Infowars studio, when? @bencollins.bsky.social

Pretty please. 🤞

A silver lining in a timeline of never ending bad news.

Frame #64550 from S03 -E18 - Battle Sea Eel-628422

The San Antonio is the site of two great sporting feats of the 1990s: the Spurs color scheme and Shawn Michaels

I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.

All his Newscorp mates will be crying about this for the next six months. #NRL

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

A bunny rides a barrel off a large waterfall, peering out the top of the barrel at the spray below.

Daily bunny no.3293 is going for a ride

The Strait of Hormuz is open, but buses will replace trains between Redfern and Liverpool from 9pm Friday until midnight Monday

Guess you could say. Thomas Can't play.

I'll see myself out. #NRLRoostersKnights

Maybe the real Strait of Hormuz is the friends we made along the way.

Quite telling that on X right now there is a heated debate over which idiot the Iranian Navy is referring to

This was always the coolest movie opening, “this movie is so good that a lion has endorsed it” you’d think

Thought this season would be a Broc Feeney cakewalk but legitimately he might be the 5th best driver behind Kostecki, Allen, Payne and Wood. #Supercars #RepcoSC

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

Simpson's meme: Have a sook cunt.

Trump: I’m not happy with Australia.

Australia:

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the

Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

The website has suffered a DDoS (doo doo ass) attack