Having "all by myself" on the airport PA playlist is cruel

Always~

av variant: gimme your cheeks boy and eat me whole i wanna get lost in your booty hole

Wish granted 😳💦

Gimme a big boy
Who'll eat me whole
I wanna get lost in his belly rolls
And drift away~

Sign that says "please do not approach or attempt to feed the alligators"

You cant tell me what to do

He's more of a show than tell kinda guy....

( @ottalotter.bsky.social did this, blame him )

Feel like they rebooted scrubs just so they can put the main cast in commercials again

Exactly

Lots of fun things

Did you know? You can pick me up.

this is literally what it's like

I love jane lynch but weakest link isnt the same without the mean british woman

Right where i belong~

Yes?????????

Just learned about bombardier beetles and. damn thats crazy

love the idea of unintentional CTF where whoever ctf'd you initially tries to help figure out how to change you back. But as days turn into weeks, they either grow to like having you there, or they just... start to forget you're there altogether

Two gators sunning in a pond

Flat Fuck Sunday

Aww c'mon, don't you want a kiss~? I promise the venom doesn't do too much...

(Sketch comm by @/karvivore.bsky.social)

I envy you all for never having gone on a road trip with my mother

some sorta big hefty anthro with sheath out shoving his ass on the smaller anthro under him who is hard and sweaty hehehe

Little bit of a weighty sketch for everyone.

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

She doesn't even wear clothes, how tf is 80% of the car space taken up by dog stuff!!

6hrs on the road with my parents' poorly trained dog im gonna lose my mind

a black and white cat and a brown rabbit laying on a bed ALT: a black and white cat and a brown rabbit laying on a bed

eat me eat me eat me eat me
......
eat me eat me eat me eat me

I hate bill maher's stupid face and voice and hair and opinions

NOBODY should conveniently fail to notice me buried up to my neck in sand and sit on me. That'd be incredibly rude

Beach tomorrowwww