It's more beautiful than I could have ever imagined.

Last night I finished my 50th book of the year, and so today I've had to increase my yearly target again.
I didn't expect to read half as much as I have.

Thinking about starting a book club, where we just sit in our own homes, read different books, and never talk about them.

Adult Human Lobster

Today we ask the question "How much pickle is too much pickle?"

Oh god, one is trying to insist it is a chutney.
Claims "You don't have to name things what they actually are" whilst claiming that conceding "marmalade" to the EU is some manner of betrayal.

"You saying English Heritage is wrong? Not very pro-England of you mate"

Spent the past couple of days upsetting the gammons with tales of the Red Onion Marmalade in my fridge.
They've decided, without seeing the thing, it's a chutney.
Not only is the consistency wrong for a chutney, but it's English Heritage.
I may be having too much fun with this one.

American brand Catholics, with a subscription fee and the promise of dinner with the American Pope at the new Florida Vatican.

Riki-Oh? Nice.

Can you you not get it any more? We've still got Viennetta in the UK.

if shes not returning your texts you may need to check your male privilege and consider that she may be a magical girl and busy battling some kind of interdimensional monster

Aww, I was going to ask you to press him for details on this.

Tom Lehrer - We Will All Go Together When We Go - with intro YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel

It either says something about me, or the state of the world, when typing "We'll all" into youtube immediately suggests a little Tom Lehrer.
www.youtube.com/watch?

Duality by Slipknot but it's "I thlammed my penith in the car doooooooooor"

The world seems to teeter on the ego of fragile men.

Today i saw a bus with a license plate that said "BUS" and a jaguar that had a license plate that said "JAG", whoever is running this simulation is getting lazy

What is it?
WHAT IS IT??

a blue and pink striped flag flies in the wind Alt: a blue and pink striped flag flies in the wind

Happy Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

Remember you are visible today so don't do any crimes. Crime ok the other 364 days of the year.

Life at last!

Chances are existing that I get a games night this weekend, now the only question is which version of Fluxx do we start things off with?

This "America First Award" is really devaluing that Fifa Peace Prize, eh?

You know.. your quilt is kind of a brownish colour..

I'll do it for £50 an hour, and a plot for when the ghost inevitably gets sick of my shit.

Nothing proves CEOs need to get a wage cut, than the fact Zuck can just "share" his duties with the fancy predictive text machine.

But if we stop now, the money will never trickle down!
I'm sure it'll reach the rest of us eventually, right?

That is pretty damn cool, thanks for sharing. :)

I'm seeing a my generation posting about Chuck Norris, and honestly it's just funny to me that we mostly know him from the 2008 memes.

Though I can't say I care much for the further sequels where they decided to drop the satire.