check this shit out, it's called the Asia Pivot [I jump on a skateboard and snap my neck]

turning a big dial taht says 'doomsday' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

end the war on Halloween

saw a guy with a Santa hat on

say what you want white boy summer ended in a major way this year

Earth soon to be destroyed in lunar impact - what are they trying to distract us from???

“The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.”
― J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

oh, sorry, who is this guy, i was busy observing NINE ELEVEN

ding dong

added this to the river in my town

just figured out why it's called "bulbasaur" follow for the reveal

*victory dancing as the worst guy in the world dies surrounded by his loved ones after accomplishing everything he ever wanted at an old age as my house burns down

I know there's a lot going on in the world today but shouldn't there be a Mario pressure washing simulator game. I feel like there's a market for it and Nintendo is missing out

I love bees bro

okay i finally changed my user name it was getting too much. hauntologist was taken and whoever did that fuck you

saw a guy stick his forefinger up his nose well past the 2nd knuckle. was trying to look me in the eye too when he noticed he was in visual range. incredible brinkmanship

(teaching History of capitalism class in 3020) so the silent generation LOVED to fuck

death grips voice: lead lead paint

im not scared of nuclear armageddon or the years of lead (paint) or whatever because im taking Econ right now

Earth soon to be destroyed in lunar impact - what are they trying to distract us from???

if a crab was holding tongs that would be pretty fucked up right since they already have them

(Bukowski voice) it's a knife fight, you're gonna fight with a knife

ppl hate it but i like to talk to the phone robot even more like a robot than the robot and its fun

ppl say einstein was smart but he thinks a planet with nothing but hunter gatherer societies could do a world war okay bro

Oh hell yeah I celebrate memorial Day bro

when I bust out the sleepytime tea u KNOW im bout to pass tf out

im gonna be the first person to develop an app that allows u 2 send enemy requests

You expect me to go outside? The same thing that killed JFK?

No thank you.

stay on the look out for Pokemon Lets Go! Meltan and Lets Go! Liepard