my 3 y/o ‘s takeaway from the OG little mermaid movie:
“THE OCTOPUS WITCH TOOK HER TAIL!”

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

omfg

At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron

We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...

Oh god I would never

What if I told you it was actually the easiest situation anybody has ever been in?

How could they hate my twin sister

Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a rifle in my hand
Send me off to a foreign land
To go and eat the silver ham

True story: we watched this trailer in the room. I fully thought we were about to see a Brendan Fraser one. This trailer is TOO SCARY. When it was over I laughed saying “it’s just not what I was expecting” AND THEN I STARTED TO CRY.

Warby Parker tried to k*ll yourself Christine but it ended up milkshake ducking all over the place so it had to settle for a hard metaverse

It brings me no joy to say Fabletics is doing a Kill Yourself Christine

Hey you guys hear MeUndies is doing a kill yourself Christine? That kind of thing

What if “kill yourself christine” became short hand for this kind of AI “pivot”

Yes I stocked up!

My Allbirds shoes telling me to kill myself

Dammit it’s already happening

They want me to kill myself

The hip desire to reduce consumption somehow can’t overtake the hip desire to declare certain clothes/accessories “over”

I wear Allbirds almost everyday which I was supposed to probably feel bad about bc a lot of ppl wore them or something idk but my feet are weird and my feet really like them!

Allbirds in the coalmine

“Dying shoe company becomes compute provider” is easily the best bubble story we have seen so far

Grey and white staffy sleeping next to my lap

Foster dog is unfazed by the thunder and very happy I’m working from home today

[scientist looking through microscope in disbelief] mother of god... it's... it's a reverse milkshake duck

Amia Srinivasan’s “Sex as Pedagogical Failure” should be required reading.

Whenever a man in position of authority pursues a subordinate woman, he is changing her trajectory in that space forever. The research on how much even “consensual” affairs hurt the women involved is jaw dropping.

We'll all wake up when Tom Hanks runs out of oil.

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

Foster pit says good job pit-lovers!

Wonderful group!!! This is awesome!

🥰🥰🥰

(At this stage I’m fostering dogs not adopting but feel free to make the joke everyone loves to make about keeping her)

Grey and white pitbull smiling

This girl is gonna make some family so happy! Super gentle, friendly 2.5 -ish, loves kids and cuddles. If you’re looking to adopt in the LA area hit me up!