Cats can't have chocolate, so I'll bring you some REAL SOON NOW. Not for free, obvi 😼

I don't have a cellphone with me, but I have semaphore flags to signal for help! 🙂

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Um, you missed the coup when cats took over the planet. Not to worry, I'll put in a good word for you, pal 😺

The answer is a sound machine. Ocean waves, rain, forest, birds, white noise. You're welcome. Sleep well! 💤

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#HowISurviveTheNight
Pick up a woman in a bar and have a bloody good time 🖤

Today I finally met my idol, Minjee Lee, at the @lpga.bsky.social Aramco Championship in North Las Vegas at the Shadow Creek golf course. Good times! 🥰

Reading this post, thus confirming you're still a member of this mortal coil 🙂

#ASongOrMovieForDocumentaries
Easy Chair Rider

#ImAlwaysInControlUnless
there's a cat on my chest and she won't let me get up 😼

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#ImAlwaysInControlUnless
it's daylight hours 🖤

#PoultryInASongOrMovie
Any song by Hen without Hats

Wow. Time for a Las Vegas vaca? Was 92° F / 33° C here today 😎

#ASongOrMovieForGreece
Zeus Afraid of Virginia Woolf? 🤔

Coming soon ... the stay at home all day playing with the cat and watching TV tax. The horror! 🙀

My diluted calico cat sitting in a small cardboard box.

Ah, yes, the perfect shipment has arrived 💖

#SpringPlansIn4WordsOrFewer
Grow my own veggies! 😋

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#SpringPlansIn4WordsOrFewer
Bitch about getting old 😭

#SpringPlansIn4WordsOrFewer
idk, ask my cat ...

Aww, so cute! 😽

St. John's over Kansas. I predicted it! I'm now number 13 in the world, right? RIGHT? 🥳

Woo-hoo, my NCAA bracket is going grt. I'm number 14 in the entire country! And I'm on course to receive 49% of the prize money. ik that in some financial contexts, M denotes Million, but obvi here it means my bracket is for the men's tourney. Hurray! 🥳

Naturally, that's their job!

Except for my Angelique, obvi 😽

#Caturday

Angelique makes a new friend 😼

#Caturday #CatsOfBlueSky

For late dinner, I just had a veggie burger on single slice of bread + 2 slices of cheese + ketchup, with a side of potato rounds. idk humanity had developed the technology to achieve the latter. What a time to be alive! 😋

For a custom calendar, I once wrote 4 sonnets about 4 small towns in Alabama. Or maybe it was 2 AL, 1 MS, 1 LA. I have those in a box, somewhere. I have them on diskette, somewhere. My life in a microcosm 🙄

Justice for survivors means investigating all credible tips. That includes credible tips against the President. The public demands answers.

It is time to depose the President.

In related news, I remember first class stamps, a bottle of Coke, a candy bar and a pack of gum all being 5c.

The first album I bought, Queen's A Night at the Opera, cost $3.49 🙂

Tonight at the beach 🖤

I remember when gas was 24.9c / gal. In 1964, my babysitter gave me the original Beatles 45, We Can Work It Out / Day Tripper. What's that? Yes, I still have it 🎶 🥰