Honestly I really should do a sweep for duplicates again, there's gonna be a couple duplicates at this point.

on the other hand it's sometimes

IF YOU LOVE TRUMP JUST KEEP WALKING

buddy I'm trying to find that latest post from @possumeveryhour.io to show my partner don't yell at me

I think I remember that! It's about Gaetz, right?

You know in my years of socials and talking about how many toilets I've taken pictures of I have never to my recollection posted about buttholes. Funny thing, that.

I take pictures of toilets, you see.
I have over 2300!

Toasted Raccoon Diiiiictionaryyyyy?

The woman behind him beaming with pride is gonna be a fantastic meme.

@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social Just wanna say as someone who takes pictures of toilets and also gets alerts for when the ISS passes over: keep up the good work.

Well if they don't show up how's this

"I used to think you were bsdass even if a bit lib lol but wouldn't want to fight you but I gotta say no man should wear shorts above his knees FACT we can't show knees that's to femm anyway that looks like good eating don't try to marry itt"

Love how even years later my brain is like "hey Richie remember that time and that other time and that other time" and it's like...

Yes brain. I remember.

You caaaan but you gotta go at like a quarter the speed sometimes.

But I think if you did like "Get Around" really sorrowful it'll be a swell banger.

I wish these freaks would try Normaling sometime it's so hawt.

what if it's saying pickle socks over and over again? Sounds like something to get in on the ground floor with.

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

Over his shoulder is a face that has so much pride and love in it. It's a face that says "thats mah baby gurl!"

Possibly the kindest takedown I've ever seen from her.

Screenshot of a reply on Twitter. TiredofItAll posts: What an absolute and utter discrace all of you are. Rural Virginians area stuck with representation from Northern Virginia that in way represents us. Hopefully, Karma is headed in all directions for the architects of the crazy ass hit. Colored map of Virginia with a key blue for No, red for Yes. Map is overwhelmingly blue (no) and just the big city spots that are red (no). We'll put a pin in how this election is a major democrat win so while geographically it shows as mostly rural, they make the ostesible Republican color blue here. Aaaaaaanywho I (Richie Ryan) replied with: Wah wah wah whah[sic] wah wah wah! That's you. That's what you sound like. Keep up the good work. I love you.

Sorry Ten Minutes Ago Richie, I couldn't resist.

Also who fuckin' killed with alt text huh?

I imagine this car as the snooty rich boy but it's the 60s so invisiline doesn't exist so when he talks like he's better than us but is slurpily lisping his weakass barbs through chonky ass headgear.

Oh also we are cars in this scenario but not like Cars cars this is different I just thought of it.

Arbitrary screenshot of a video of Senator L. Louise Lucas, President Pro tempore of the Senate of Virginia. She is a African American woman of a certain age with silve hair cut short. She wears a dark blue dress and is in the middle of punching the camera with a red and white boxing glove.

Here you go.

Oooo I came so close to clapping back at some whiny jerk but I resisted.

Ok but ONE OF THESE DAYS our vids and pics won't load because the thing happened.

Well, it was kinda already breaking down for dumb server reasons but THEN the thing happens and boy howdy it's gonna be like whaaaaaaaat

Oh there it is now yeah that's a lot

That makes no sense unless they like eat of each other’s faces

App getting buggy I just got off work did it happen

Well…

The ninja turtles are rad and they live in a sewer.

For real it’s like they never even tried to just have a not dumb voice.

Ok, watch this.

See how I read that aloud and didn’t sound skeevy? It’s not that hard.

Well his daughter thinks he’s cool I guess that’s all that matters.

Was he aware that was an option? Science can do many interesting things, Mr. Secretary.

I have a suspicion Clinton was making a Tom Lehrer joke with that 1996 one but nobody got it.

Yeah I don’t know what she’s on about. I don’t have or want kids but if i see a cute baby I’m gonna smile and wave. It’s called living in a society.

It’s when they muddle their own metaphors mid sentence I get the most annoyed.