KERRI EINARSON
ONIONS
THIS IS MARCH

3 panel comic of inori and tsukasa from medalist. Inori is a 11 year old girl with relatively short brown hair and a side ponytail. Tsukasa is a tall blonde man with a mole under his left eye. Panel 1 Inori says "tsukasa san, would you still coach me if I was a worm?" Panel 2 Tsukasa imagines inori as a worm and is visibly disgusted Panel 3 inori looks extremely upset

[ #medalist | #inoriyuitsuka | #tsukasaakeuraji ]

A man holding an Xbox controller in the press box

Everyone please pour one out for my mans here. Nothing happened to him, he’s just had to diligently operate the pitch clock for 450 pitches over 3.5 hours, and this game ain’t even close to over yet.

And, yes, they use an XBox controller for the pitch timer here.

makio gives asa writing advice "write with the intent to kill."

that really is what it's all about

My sleep schedule is fucked enough to where I don't feel impacted by daylight savings. But the change in sunrise and sunset times still bother me

every statement from schumer is like the villager in zelda who’s 300 feet away from an evil towering castle going “ganon? never heard of him. boy I wish someone would round up 10 chickens to put back in my coop”

Dumb OT format for a medal game or not, Canada's gotta disband their entire national program after somehow losing to *that* performance. Hellebuyck went superhuman, but the rest of the American team was pathetic.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

If anybody thinks this is a joke

Times article has an incredible illustration

Dan Wolken @DanWolken I have arrived in Italy for the Olympics and this is what they think of us SUPER VEGGY AMERICANA 12:21 PM • 1/31/26 • 1.8K Views Edit image > PIZZA WITH FRIES ON IT

Pittsburgh Style Pizza??? At the Olympics???

One of the worst intentions of AI isn’t the obvious, slop-from-the-start generations that nevertheless harm artists.

It’s the “editing 5% of an otherwise 95% truth” to create & send a completely different message than before.

Because for most, something is either true or not, without in-betweens.

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

The type of person who genuinely says "sportsball" should never talk negatively about the intelligence of others. It's clear that you don't even try to understand what you are talking about.

Tweet by Jatin @jatinkmalik The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible

The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

Since 2018, the Atlanta Falcons are 53-78 (.405) in games played with playoff eligibility, and 11-4 (.733) in games played after being mathematically eliminated.

あのとも

Seeing this weird trend where kids don't know popular anime from my youth, but DO know some insanely obscure OVAs that have been sitting Free on Youtube for 15 years. Copyright has paradoxically created an environment where the more popular something is, the less know it becomes.

On my last Witch Hat Atelier fanart, someone said the swirling design reminded them of Van Gogh's Starry Night, so I thought why not go all out?

I updated SAI and created new Impressionist brushes. I'm super happy with these brushes and look forward to painting lots of landscapes and skies~

clair obscure? its the most well known game in the world apparently!

Witch Hat Atelier ✨️

Already kicking off the cycle with one of the worst ballots possible 🥳

•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.

tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna

Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation. "Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies. Text and image generation Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"