Where did this "bombshell study" originate? The Heritage Foundation?

I feel bad for people who are still playing with cryptocurrencies in 2026. Don't they realize they're now several grifts behind the times?

Not to mention you should keep your distance in case it spontaneously combusts.

She is clearly wrong.

Fun fact: Honey traps are worthless if the target isn't a lecherous piece of shit.

Didn't show up? Send her to jail. That's what you're supposed to do.

It's all mythological bullshit to me, but I'll go with the guy who is considered the official authority on this brand of mythological bullshit over the Johnny-come-lately to mythological bullshit who's really more of an authority on fucking furniture.

Bob revealed that he finds this headline poorly written, similar to Ray, who also finds this headline poorly written.

Hey Rick! Did you know that you're bald because God hates you?

Newsom '28 chances fade as Iranian trolling of Trump leaves his in the dust

And of course there's some doofus in back wearing a fucking cowboy hat.

I'm so glad to hear it! 😆

The unfuckability factor is enhanced by including his face.

Die mad about it, Elon. Actually I don't give a fuck if you're mad as long as you die.

This just in: Deep South still an awful place.

UFC: A dumb-ass "sport" for a dumb-ass President.

I'm pretty sure nobody outside the US has any respect for Vance. Actually, does anybody IN the US respect him?

Nobody wants to do the things I don't want to do. Nobody. In fact I don't know why I bother saying it, since everyone else thinks the same. But wait - if we all have this thing in common, maybe we're not so... oh, never mind.

Sounds like a hard drive check is in order for this sicko.

"interesting things to talk about like football"

How boring do you have to be that talking about football counts as interesting?

"And on a completely unrelated topic, what's up with these gas prices?!?"

And yes, there are people who continue to harp on Benghazi like it's up there with Pearl Harbor and 9/11.

Overtly insincere, performative "Christianity" has no room for Jesus. How do these people not feel as pathetic as they look?

Dear Bryce Lipscum, you're still a greedy, self-centered douche canoe who thinks slurs against the developmentally disabled are cool. Fuck you. If you have any legitimate desire to make things better, NEVER EVER VOTE AGAIN because you clearly don't know what the fuck you're doing.

You mean the Supreme Court? 😆

I don't understand why there are people just standing around when they could've been shoving him to the ground and kicking the shit out of him. Doesn't anybody want to be a hero anymore?

Ma'am, respectfully, you should be thrown into an active volcano for birthing and raising that unlovable psycho. Fuck you and your shitty son.

His head needs to be on a spike.