Before sending drones or angry comments, kindly note this is a satirical page. And satire is the essence of Democracy.

The youth of today are the leaders of tomorrow.

The meek shall inherit the earth,
but not its mineral rights.

"Always look on the bright side of life"

Translated from bureaucratese: "Ignore the disgusting person, keep calm for a few more weeks, and have hope in the Hungarian people".

The better I get to know voters, the more I find myself loving zebras.

When you smooth talk your way out of alliance communication...
(Italy's defense minister Crosetto was on holiday in Dubai when he was stranded at the airport due to the escalating conflict)

A simpler life...

A big hug to all the new trainees starting today.
It was difficult, but you made it!

"I like the smell of concern in the morning"

Let us know in the comments!

I'm sure he got wiser and smarter in the last years.

May the EPSO odds be ever in your favor.
#EUngerGames

DG MEME helps you bridging the linguistic gap with the new voters.

I understand that even ignorants and morons must be represented in a Parliament, but do they need to be Deputy Prime Minister?

In a partnership, nothing is more important than clear communication.

In a world divided between evil empires, a mysterious author writes a Report showing an alternate reality in which the EU reaches strategic autonomy. His utopic report suggests the possibility that the EU might dare to dream bigger than it is used to.

DeBÍ TiRAR MáS absTRact rEASONing.

#MadeInEurope

"Falhados" is Portuguese for Patriots.

Panta Rei...

The man, whose identity is still unknown, seems to have strong ties with the Kremlin.

EU integration at its best: Germans anarchically walking on stage, dressed as if the visigoths were still ruling the country. Italians marching in an orderly manner, with a minimalistic non-baroque color scheme.

Steiga dara kaunu.
#OpeningCeremony #MilanoCortina2026

#moka #OpeningCeremony #MilanoCortina2026

Bill also knows that the President's supporters are such losers their melanine level is the only thing they can be proud of.

Keep smiling...

#TeamPavel

Merz: "Achieving treaty change in this Union of 27 is a rather difficult task".
Let's try again after Balkan accession, it will work better.