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Sandwiches of History (@barrysoh.bsky.social) Weekly Roundup, Week 15
Average Non-Plussed Up Score: 6 (-0.25)
Average Plussed-Up Score: 7.25 (-0.08)
Average Year of Recipe: 1919 (-9)
Of Note: The Peanut Butter Club Sandwich won Barry over, and America finally has a Hamburg Sandwich of its own

EbertFest was so much fun! So proud of our cast and crew, and much love to the organizers of the fest. Now I get to start doing all the stuff I’ve been putting off while prepping the show!! Hooray!!!!!!!!

This is the correct relationship for a writer to have with her editor

The world will be so much better when Israel and the US no longer exist

Siskel & Ebert Classics - 6/17/87 - Full Metal Jacket, Spaceballs *GREATEST EPISODE EVER?* YouTube video by andyfilm

if you're wondering why someone is doing a reenactment of an episode of Siskel & Ebert, I invite you to watch the episode in question, which contains an awful lot of high drama
youtu.be/sMbdCqLfSmU

oh wow....this is everything you could possibly need to have a good time!!

It’s all a ruse, he’s the goofiest dumbest baby alive

The orange cat supremacy, my friend.....Archie encourages you to join our ranks again.........

They're looking at other venues for the future, maybe even Chicago - but this'll unfortunately be the last one in Champaign

This is gonna be one hell of an Ebertfest!!

I'm also in this on Saturday, performing at Ebertfest! If you're gonna be there come see this show!!

in one of the many improbable twists of life, I'm performing in a small part in a stage production reenactment of the best episode of At The Movies (the one where they review Full Metal Jacket) at Ebertfest this weekend.
ebertfest.com/films/siskel...

LPC: This is Delmar, I need to buy 100 limes.

ANSWERER: I don’t have limes. We’re not that kind of store goddammit. Come your bitch ass down here so I can beat your ass. Your bitch ass. I’ll beat your bitch ass. I’ll call the cops and beat your ass to death in front of them. 100 limes. Bitch.

If I remember correctly it was that he wrote and released "I'm No Angel" to inform his sex partners that he had syphilis

A google search, "Where is Scott Adams buried" and the AI result: "Scott Adams, the creator of the Dilbert comic strip (born 1957), is still alive."

Great news

"Mr. Money" Joe Estevez could also be a Smash Hit, but this Gregg one is so spectacular. Five bags of popcorn and, a 60 second soapbox to tell all the other Timheads how great it is

It pains me to say this, but this shirt is so good and cool that even I, a certified Timhead, would wear it

@joemcadam.bsky.social had a great tweet about gregg allman that i always think about

Orson....

why yes i am almost 40

something inside of me is saying it's time to get into the Allman Brothers

he's counting on people not knowing what a doctor looks like because they don't have healthcare

Orson….

Sandwiches of History (@barrysoh.bsky.social) Weekly Roundup, Week 14
Average Non-Plussed Up Score: 6.25 (+0.68)
Average Plussed-Up Score: 7.33 (+0.63)
Average Year of Recipe: 1928 (-6)
Of Note: Lots of kinds of sandwiches: snack, party, kids. Also a tantalizing promise of more graham bread recipes

A McCoy biopic focusing on the post-TOS years where he has a full beard, bell bottom jump suit and medallions. The final scene is where he is forcibly beamed aboard the Enterprise at the beginning of TMP.

You can watch an episode of the Simpsons 100 times, and still get caught off guard with a joke that makes you laugh like an idiot

A Gene SIskel card that says 'Flag of Children - You have enraged your opponent, causing them to enter a confused stupor. They must draw 5 cards from the Dogs of the Week deck. "You're wrapping yourself in the Flag of Children, and I'm saying see 'The Black Stallion' instead."

A Roger Ebert card titled 'Shame." "You question the moral compass of your opponent. Whenever they draw a card, you gain 2 life. 'It's not fair for you to compare those two reviews, and you know it, and you should be ashamed of yourself."

Who wants to play Siskel & Ebert: The Gathering with me??