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Posts by Dylan Brody
At this point, the Pope is basically firing off cease and desist orders on behalf of God.
At this point, the Pope is basically firing off cease and desist orders on behalf of God.
It speaks volumes about our president. It looks like an SNL skit.
I find it genuinely baffling that people who were cool with the racism, the misogyny, the nationalism, the sedition, the rape and the vulgarity have somehow drawn the line at a picture of him playing dress-up as their superhero figure.
You guys! There's video of Rob Schneider at CPAC performing stand-up tragedy! While I'm working up my next tight hour, he's showing off a loose five.
THIS SUNDAY! Late booking.
THIS SUNDAY! Late booking.
Spoiler alert: the center cannot hold.
94% certain the Incontinent Incompetent is calling it a "double sided" ceasefire because the word 'bilateral' is difficult.
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Sure. THEY get an infrastructure week.
Happy Easter! The celebration of Jesus' greatest miracle, finding an available table for twelve on Passover.
Grabbed a few minutes at the Comedy Studio in Boston Tuesday at an open mic when I stopped in to talk to the booker. The new location is fantastic. The comedy community felt warm and welcoming. Things have changed since I started in the 80s
Dollar Rent a car can go fuck itself.
It occurs to me that the weird, 'wear these shoes' game might not be an executive power-play as much as a preemptive forensic counter measure.
"Sir, we have a footprint. Florsheim. Size 12."
"Damn. That could be anyone in the administration."
It's beginning to look at though the people with whom Trump is negotiating for peace in Iran are the same ones he talked to about the price of White House branded Sharpies.
Trump says he's going to put his own signature on the money. I think that's fine. But no Auto-pen. Let's keep him busy doing it by hand.
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I've said it before.
The wealthy and powerful decide something is worth killing for and convince the poor and desperate that it is worth dying for.
People say, "reach out when things get rough." That's dumb advice. When I'm depressed, I do not want to talk to people who will advise me to, 'just choose joy.'
Pete Hegseth said he will "keep his hand on the throttle as long and as hard as it needs to be." This was also a line of dialogue in the porn version of a Vin Diesel film. I don't remember which. I always forget to take notes.
The U.S. is sending thousands of Marines to the middle east, but I'm eighty-three percent certain they're just going to be standing around in airports intimidating passengers and irritating the people who work there.
Pete Hegseth said he will "keep his hand on the throttle as long and as hard as it needs to be." This was also a line of dialogue in the porn version of Vin Diesel film. I don't remember which. I always forget to take notes.
I just published How I Manifested a Freaking Desert (and directed my first film) medium.com/p/how-i-mani...
Hah! Is Hormuz Persian for Dardenelles? (spelling check, please?)
Does anybody know if Kharg is Persian for Cambodia?