Sir, he’s drawing a dick, again.

Again?

Again.

Don’t worry! It never ends!

New and Exciting Anxieties Gifted to Me by My Three-Year-Old The time she asked me what I was doing, and I said I was stretching my muscles, and she responded, “You don’t have any muscles. I have BIG muscles. YOU have ...

Good morning, please enjoy my @mcsweeneys.net debut:

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Rewatched Looper for the first time in 14 years.

Not a great movie, but I enjoyed it, and generational trauma is a hell of a sci-fi trope.

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Anil Dash: Endgame for the Open Web 🔥

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The kid is learning a “really terrible song” in music class.

What is it?

“I don’t know. Some old white guys.”

After a thorough investigation, we’ve determined she is learning to play “Come as You Are” by Nirvana, who are, in fact, old white guys. So fair play, kid.

Wow. That’s amazing.

What a goddamn delight to watch this politician do the things they said they were going to do.

Excited guy is SO excited. He found someone who will talk back to him, and he is thoroughly enjoying himself.

I honestly love this for him.

Our landlord, who lives above us, has been redoing her kitchen since late October.

I oscillate back and forth between feeling bad for us and bad for her, that it’s taking so long.

They’ve made some good movies

Hah! Yeah, I enjoyed the civil case I was sat on, jeez, maybe 10 years ago. We’ll see how today goes.

Apparently, in MA, your workplace has to pay you for the first three days you’re on jury duty. Pretty neat.

JURY FACTS

Massachusetts was the first place in the US to have black jurors, shortly before the Civil War.

Didn’t do so great allowing women to serve on juries—didn’t happen until 1950.

At jury duty. Real slice of society sitting here. The guy next to me is very excited about all of this.

Russian Atheist 😂

Mmm, that S.

a lot of people whose work I like is substack, and they'll never get a dime from me until they move somewhere else.

a screenshot of the "New Bestsellers" list from Substack, with Andrew Tate in the #1 position

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

and i really love using the word "fun," apparently.

oh dang, tonight'll be a fun one.

jealous of you seeing Silk Daisys! That'll be fun.

pope him, JD.

I hope JD Vance endorses Gavin Newsom.

Time to enjoy some 1960s Hungarian calendar cards! maraid.co.uk/blog/2014/10...

i can't wait to party in the streets about an election result soon. congrats to everyone in turkey who's worked so hard for this. very happy for you.

I did not know some of these albums existed.

Saw Rear Window last night for the first time, and was shockingly underwhelmed.

I normally enjoy Hitchcock, and Stewart and Grace Kelly were wonderful. The set was incredible! And I kept waiting for the story to hook me, and it never did. A really odd cinematic experience.

oh my!