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Posts by Perry Michael Simon
Iguana walking on pool deck
Poolside with friends.
Just got off phone with Comcast/Xfinity- over $30/mo to add tier w/Marlins & Rays games to my cable service. I can get Marlins thru MLB.tv for $99/season. Or save $ and stick with free MLB.tv. All I watch are Phillies games anyway. Nope, Comcast.
Cacti Park of the Palm Beaches
Plenty of seats available. Cold Monday night, so understandable. Mostly seniors. Quiet despite best efforts of the in-game host. Very few kids. They probably know better.
Cacti Park of the Palm Beaches, pregame
With the Phillies… okay, a bunch of minor leaguers in Phillies uniforms, plus a smattering of regulars in town to play the Nationals, it seemed appropriate to drop by. It’s cold, by Florida standards, anyway.
That was a great halftime show. Like a perfectly choreographed block party. Worth sitting through an excruciatingly dull first half of football.
Good morning, South Florida! The temperatures are falling and so are the frozen iguanas.
Do I spy with my little eye a meat remote in the making?
My appliances are sending me a message
Never imagined that the most important five words to say would be "Do you have a warrant?" but here we are.
At least he didn’t sign with the Mets.
43 degrees in Boynton Beach, Florida
Patiently awaiting frozen iguanas to plummet from the palm trees.
Here’s my last column, a farewell review of what passes for my career. I’m done. If you’ve read my column over the last 30 or so years, thank you. I’ll go now.
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People have forgotten the nightmare of assigned risk pools, and how any pre-existing condition meant you’d pay over a thousand per month for limited coverage. Nobody should ever be forced into risk pools again. Single-payer should have been instituted decades ago.
The station that proved you can milk decades of success superserving very angry people. Sorry for those losing their employment, but can't say I'll miss Radio Mambi. Besides, it's unlistenable here in PBC, unless you like electrical interference.
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Listened to a few mins of Erick Erickson insisting that Medicare for All is dangerous because, I don't know, Communism, then Clay Travis & Sex Buckton explaining how war would be good because of lower oil prices and, I don't know, Communism. Talk radio, everybody!
Just called to make a doctor's appointment, got an AI "agent" that kept veering from English to Spanish and wanted a LOT of information. Then the doc's office called and asked the same questions, because the AI screwed up and made an appointment for the wrong office. F AI.
Raul Malo died yesterday at 60. Incredible voice, singular talent. What a loss. We got to see/hear him at Tobacco Road in Miami in The Mavericks' last show before heading to Nashville to record their debut album.
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Wrote another column. Nobody noticed. Story of my life, shouting fruitlessly from a window while the world passes by. Well, for the curious, here ya go: barrettmedia.com/2025/12/08/r...
Beach scene
Nice day.
Sunset from the water in St. Augustine, Florida.
Sometimes, the only escape is through the water.
Just got called an idiot by a telemarketer, so this week’s off to an interesting start
Two lounging cats.
Hello from Max and Mabel!
Greetings from nearly empty loanDepot Park, where at least 3/4 of those who braved rush hour traffic to get here (myself included) are wearing Phillies gear.
Kitten adorably playing with cat ball toy
Say hello to the newest member of our menagerie, Max. A little over three months old. Mabel is a little perturbed by the sudden competition.
Tornado warnings on phone
Crap.
And so, I move another step down the rankings of People Who Went To Villanova. Not that I wasn't near the bottom of the list anyway.
“Iconic” has lost all meaning.
Email from G.O.P. headlined "FINAL WARNING" and adding that midnight is my deadline and failure to respond will result in COMPLETE AND TOTAL TERMINATION of my "Top MAGA Patriot status." I am not a "Top MAGA Patriot."
The G.O.P.'s fundraising emails are getting more and more threatening. "COMPLETE AND TOTAL TERMINATION" of my "Top MAGA Patriot status"! Good thing I'm not a "Top MAGA Patriot" to begin with. Or any level MAGA. And there's no membership to renew, so...
“Personal liberties and free markets”? Okay, it's a free market and I'm using my personal liberty to cancel my @washingtonpost.com subscription.